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BABY KOALAS SLOWLY DISAPPEARING IN AUSTRALIA, RAZOR COMPANY BLAMED

June 20, 2014 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Sydney, Australia (The Adobo Chronicles) – Koalas, incorrectly called koala bears, are slowly diappearing from the Australian continent, thanks to an advertising campaign launched by a razor company.

The razor ads feature bearded male models who, upon closer examination, are actually ‘sporting’ baby koalas on their faces. The ad photos have gone viral and many Australian men have caught on to the new fad.

Koalas have once been considered an endangered species and the Australian government fears the new fad will evetually lead to the extinction of these cuddly, furry animals.

Animal rights groups in Australia have threatened to sue the razor company for instigating this fad. Barbers who have lost a lot of business lately, have said they will join in this class-action law suit.

As for the razor company, sales have plummeted. Their ad campaign to promote shaving backfired.

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ALBUQUERQUE MAN FIRED FOR HAVING SEX ON THE JOB, CLAIMS DOUBLE STANDARD

June 18, 2014 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Albuquerque, New Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles) – An Albuquerque bus driver has been fired after city officials say surveillance cameras caught him in a sex act with a woman while at work.

KOAT-TV reports that Alex Gonzales was terminated last week in connection with the lewd act caught on camera on the morning of May 6.

According to the video, the driver stopped at a park and ride and a woman walked onto the bus without paying her fare. On the video Gonzales is heard saying, “You know what time it is!” He then proceeded to have sex with the woman.

Meanwhile, Gonzales claimed there is a double standard when it comes to Albuquerque law.

Last week, another man was caught on surveillance cameras having sex on the beach — inside a cocktail bar. No arrests were made, but the man got drunk.

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PHILIPPINE NATIONAL POLICE UNVEILS NEW FASHION UNIFORM

June 17, 2014 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Quezon City, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – In Hollywood, we have the fashion police. In the Philippines, the police are fashionable.

Today, the Philippine National Police (PNP) unveiled the new uniform that will be donned by all members of the police force. It is a design that combines several fashion ideas put forward by some of the country’s top designers, the same artists that design gowns for beauty pageant contestants, movie stars and political matrons.

In soliciting ideas for a new police uniform, PNP asked designers for ideas that would take into account the hot and humid temperature in most cities and towns in the Philippines, as well as the beer bellies characteristic of most police officers.

“The PNP pretty much concedes that many police officers are unable to shed off the extra pounds or shrink their mid-sections since accepting bribes or extorting money to help support their beer and appetizer addictions has become the norm,” a PNP spokesperson said.

The new design fulfills PNP’s requirements as it uses a cooler cotton material and lighter color while creating the illusion of flat bellies with its untucked design.

The lighter color also helps generate clearer closed circuit television (CCTV) photos and videos of police officers who try to extort money from innocent drivers or pedestrians.