PARAÑAQUE CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s a hefty price to pay to have a flawless, uninterrupted water supply in the Philippines.
Residents of one of the cities in Metro Manila received a shock of their lives when they were notified that as part of a water supply improvement project, they will have a water service interruption for the next 90 years.
We can only commiserate with residents of Parañaque.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Under President Donald Trump’s administration, the United States’ space exploration is making huge discoveries.
Today, the Nationl Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced its biggest discovery yet in many decades: the earth’s moon is actually part of planet Mars!
This new discovery was revealed by no less than Trump himself in a tweet he sent to his minions. He posted:
“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago.”
“They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
Publishers of science textbooks are now scrambling to make the necessary revision to reflect this new discovery.
America will be great again, thanks to Donald Trump!
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippines’ Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin is making good on his promise to help expedite the migration of Filipinos who are disappointed with results of the May 13 midterm elections in which the entire Opposition Senatorial slate was practically wiped out.
Locsin announced that the Philippine and Canadian governments have signed a Memorandum of Agreement whereby Filipinos wanting to immigrate to Canada will be accommodated in the containers of trash that will be shipped back to Canada.
The shipment consists or containers of trash that were shipped to the Philippines from Canada years ago under the guise of being recyclable plastic.
Earlier, President Rodrigo Dutete threatened to declare war on Canada if it didn’t take back its trash immediately.
Philippine envoys in Canada have been recalled as a consequence of the trash conflict.
Locsin told The Adobo Chronicles that Filipinos who will be shipped to Canada with the trash won’t spend a single dime, and that they will be exempted from securing a visa for entry into Canada.
A pretty good deal that can’t be refused!