All posts by Pol Pinoy

For Some, They Want Their New iPhone X To Be Their iPhone Ex

147ADDFC-43D0-4945-9C42-E902F3D63490SAN FRANCISCO, California  (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – For many, the long wait for Apple’s iPhone X was worth every minute.  But for some, it was a big disappointment.

The much-hyped arrival of the iPhone’s latest iteration was nothing but a source of frustration for some loyal Apple customers who described the newest iPhone star as the most unfriendly smart phone they’ve ever had.

One particular Apple fanatic told The Adobo Chronicles that he wants to return his iPhone X, in which case it would become his iPhone ex.  

Like na ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

We tried to reach Apple for comment, but our Vivo smart phone ran out of battery power.  We’ll try again tomorrow.

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Miss France To Sue Miss Universe Organization, Saying She Was Shortchanged

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau)  – Reigning Miss Universe Iris Mittenaere of France will crown her successor on November 26 at The AXIS at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

 She may be flashing her winning smile that night but in reality, she is not happy.  In fact, she is suing the Miss Universe Organization, saying she was shortchanged.

Mittenaere was crowned in Manila on January 29 this year. So when she passes her crown to the winner, it will end her one-year reign.

But wait, it hasn’t been a year yet — just ten months.

Precisely why she is suing for false advertising,  emotional distress and premature loss of income.

Welcome to America, where you can sue anyone for just about anything.

Trump To Pardon 4 Million Turkeys This Thanksgiving

01438A62-E9DD-4136-88B3-4B93F8FFB569WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Each year, tbe President of the United States pardons a pair of turkeys, saving them them from ever being butchered and served for the American Thanksgiving Dinner.

Each year, some 46 million turkeys are killed.

Donald Trump is changing this presidential tradition. In addition to pardoning Wishbone and Drumstick (pictured), he has also signed an executive order pardoning an additional 4 million turkeys.

’Pardoning 2 turkeys won’t make any impact, so I’m going for 4 million instead. That’s about ten percent of all turkeys killed each year in America,’ Trump told The Adobo Chronicles.