SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Fugitive ex-Comelec Chair Andy Bautista timed his public announcement of his run for the Philippine presidency in 2028 so perfectly.
He made his announcement on June 1st, the start of (LGBTQ) Pride Month in the U.S.
Bautista is running under a platform close to his heart: equality for all — regardless of gender, sexual orientation or fetishes.
(Bautista is said to be hiding in the U.S. to escape a warrant of arrest issued to him by the Philippine Senate for ignoring a subpoena in connection with a hearing on his alleged unexplained wealth.)
The leather and BDSM (bondage, discipline (or domination), sadism and masochism) communities in San Francisco are throwing their full support for Bautista whom they hope will become the first ever world leader to rule with a leather whip.
BULBOACA, Moldova (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Not all is calm and diplomatic at the European Political Community Summit in Moldova.
Case in point: Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Xavier Bettel couldn’t stand Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s talkative nature and tried to silence the Ukrainian president.
“Blah, blah, blah,” Bettel seemed to say to Zelenskyy in this video obtained by The Adobo Chronicles — complete with hand gestures.
AC geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra tells us what Bettel actually said to Zelenskyy was:
“You can bark bark bark all day long little doggie, but are you gonna bite?”
Woof! Woof!
(Graphics by Orman O. Manansala for The Adobo Chronicles)
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – At The Adobo Chronicles, we not only bring you the most up-to-date, unbelievable news — we also reimagine the news for you.
The controversy over the departure of Tito, Vic and Joey from GMA7 and the noontime show, “Eat Bulaga” could have been tempered a bit, had TAPE (Television and Production Exdponents, Inc.) issued a different press statement.
Here, we present three possible scenarios: bitter, better, best!
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