Blogsite Rappler Inaugurates New Offices

PASIG CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Pasig City Bureau) – Just twenty-four hours after the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) confirmed its earlier ruling to revoke the media license of Rappler, convicted criminal Maria Ressa’s online news source inaugurated its new offices as a blogsite.

The SEC ordered the shut down of Rappler for violation of the Philippine Constitution prohibiting foreign ownership of media. The early ruling by SEC was all but upheld by the Court of Appeals and the Supreme Court.

The physical address and contact information for Rappler the blogsite remain the same at Unit B, 3/F, North Wing Estancia Offices, Capitol Commons, Ortigas Center, Pasig City 1605. Telephone: +632 8661 9985.

Congratulations to the Rappler Blogsite for this new, exciting endeavor!

Maria Ressa’s New Appeal!

MANILA, Philippines ( The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Convicted Criminal Maria Ressa, who successfully fooled her way into securing a Nobel Prize, is yet again going to make an appeal to another Philippine court to get her blog, Rappler, to freely publish all the half-truths her Rapplerettes (interns who are all girls) can manufacture. This, after the Securities and Exchange Commission affirmed its previous ruling revoking Rappler’s media license for violating the law on media ownership.

As of this writing, however, Filipinos contend that Ressa has run out of courts to make her case to. 

If anybody has any knowledge as to which other judicial body Ressa could submit her appeal to, kindly anonymously forward the information to The Adobo Chronicles. 

Ressa cannot be reached through social media because she has blocked everyone who goes against her fascist and domineering views on anything Philippine-related. — Hedda Tady

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