Senator Imee Marcos Proposes Total Amnesia For All, Leftists And Rightists Alike!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It was a grand reunion for key players of Martial Law and the Marcos, Sr. years.

Present at a press conference held on the 50th anniversary of Martial Law were Senator Imee Marcos, Juan Ponce Enrile, Gringo Honasan and former CCP-NPA leaders who have since returned to the fold of the law.

At the presscon, the former CCP-NPA leaders Ka Peter and Ka Eric apologized to Imee and family.

In return, the eldest daughter of the late President Marcos said she is in favor of total amnesia for all — regardless of ideology.

“We should forget what happened in the past (hence the amnesia), and focus on unity and nation-building.

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to the #NeverAgain proponents for comment, but we have not received any response as of press time.

In Protest, Twitterer Raissa Robles Changes Profile Photo

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Self-proclaimed investigative writer Raissa Robles is putting her face where her mouth is.

In a recent tweet, she complained about President Bongbong Marcos “going around maskless as if there is no more pandemic.” Marcos recently signed an executive order making the wearing of face masks voluntary in some public places.

In protest, and to stand by her tweet, Robles changed her profile photo, covering her entire face with a surgical face mask.

A true patriot, this Robles.

Some netizens commented that they hope Robles’ new profile photo becomes permanent.

Even Puppets Receive Honorary Doctorate Degrees!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s been much ado about nothing, this honorary doctorate degree given by Ateneo de Manila University to former Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo.

Honorary degrees are now known as a celebratory gesture and hold no weight in society, though some recipients use the Ph.D title and add it to their curriculum vitae, despite being urged not to do so.

So, don’t get excited if you or anyone you know and look up do receives an honorary Ph.D. Even puppets get them. Literally!

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