Senator Robinhood Padilla Proposes Cable Cars To Solve Traffic Problems

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Senator Robinhood Padilla has suggested that cable cars be installed in the country, especially in Metro Manila, as a way to ease the growing traffic problem.

Padilla made the suggestion in response to Senator JV Ejercito’s call to improve the country’s railway system.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Padilla said: “Marami nang kable na nakatiwangwang sa buong Pilipinas, kasama na ang Metro Manila. Bakit hindi natin gamitin ang mga ito para makapagtayo tayo ng cable cars sa ikabubuti ng trapiko?” (We already have many cables set up in the country, including Metro Manila. Why don’t we utilize them to set up cable cars to help ease the traffic situation?)

Ejercito and other senators seemed receptive to Padilla’s suggestion.

Top 5 Accomplishments Of ‘Maid In Malacañang!”

Forget about its gross receipts at the box office. Darryl Yap’s controversial film, ‘Maid in Malacañang will go down in Philippine history for these top 5 accomplishments:

  1. It will be known as the film that ruffled historians.
  2. It has opened up a new career move for historians — as film reviewers.
  3. It has paved the way for a big comeback of that all-time favorite Filipino game and pastime, mahjong!
  4. It has increased demand for plastic hair curlers.
  5. Philippine lawmakers are now seriously considering introducing a bill increasing the minimum wage for kasambahay (domestic help).

…and all because of a relatively neophyte film director!

Richard Heydarian Wants Filipinos To Be Invested In Mass Atrocities!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – GMA News’ resident political analyst Richard Heydarian regrets that the Filipino people were not invested in mass atrocities for almost 40 years!

In a tweet that also made reference to EJK killings in the past few years, Heydarian said that we should not “expect folks to be as invested in MASS atrocities…”

This is the first time in Philippine history that anyone has come out publicly to encourage mass atrocities by and among Filipinos.

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