Francis Baraan IV In Search Of Botox Doctor

DASOL, Pangasinan, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Dagupan City Bureau) – Blogger Francis Baraan IV has appealed to his followers to help him look for a Botox doctor. In a recent tweet, the son of the former Department of Justice Undersecretary who has been linked to alleged illegal drug trade, said:

Almost instantly, several botox doctors responded with proposals on what they can do to fulfill Baraan’s quest for a makeover, along with computer-generated photos of what he will look like after botox treatment. Now it’s up to Baraan to decide which look he would like.

Maybe, his Twitter followers can help him decide?

Duterte Finally Makes Known His Choice For Successor!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte has finally made public his choice of successor as President.

Earlier, Duterte shortlisted 5 of his favorites, including daughter Sara Duterte, Manila Mayor Isko Moreno, Senators Manny Pacquiao and Bong Go, and former Senator Bongbong Marcos.

In a late-night “Talk to the People,” Duterte said no one is deserving to succeed him.

It was a shock to some of the shorlisted “presidentiables,” especially his long-time aide Bong Go.

The McDonald’s And Mang Inasal Surprise Merger!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – As that viral marquee sign says, McDonald’s is the world’s no. 1 except in the Philippines where it can’t beat that big, fat, smiling bee (Jollibee). Not even the recent incident of the crispy-fried Chicken Joy can change that.

Now, McDonald’s is trying a new business strategy. It is merging with Mang Inasal, the famous Filipino grilled meat restaurant famous for its unli rice (unlimited rice).

The merger is a big boost to local employment since workers can now do a morning shift at McDonald’s and work the evening shift at Mang Inasal, as shown by this photo of a dual employee:

A McDonald’s spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that Mang Inasal will eventually renamed McInasal.

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