MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In yet another report that seeks to put President Rodigo Duterte and the Philippines in a bad light, The New York Times posted a documentary to show the world that Filipinos are living in fear and grief as a result of alleged extra-judicial killings due to the government’s campaign against illegal drugs.
The documentary claims that the “body count rises daily” on the streets of Manila.
The Adobo Chronicles sent its own investigative team of reporters and photographers to confirm what was reported by the Times.
We can now categorically say that the NYT report was mostly true!
As we walked the streets of Manila — from Tondo to Mandaluyong, from Pasay to Makati — we could not believe what we saw: dead bodies piled up everywhere!
We documented every single dead body we encountered and came up with these numbers which seem to match up perfectly with the 7,000 EJKs reported by the news media here and abroad:
- Ants – 2,800
- Flies – 1,200
- Cockroach – 1,500
- Rats – 500
- Lizards – 500
- Could not be identified because of advanced decay – 500
Our investigation only proves that The New York Times is a very reliable source of fair, accurate and balanced reporting. We urge you to subscribe now!
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — The United States has announced a ban on all electronics larger than a standard smartphone on board direct flights out of eight countries across the middle East.
Dubai International Airport, the world’s busiest international airport, has begun implementing the ban which also covers all electronics sold at Dubai Duty Free, Dubai Airports CEO Paul Griffiths told local radio earlier this week.
Governnment-owned Emirates operates 18 flights daily to the United States out of Dubai.
But Emirates has set in a place a viable option for passengers who have to use their computers during flight.
Since the U.S. ban only covers laptops and tablets, passengers can bring a desktop computer on board, but with additional cost.
In order to be able to bring a desktop into the cabin, passengers must purchase two full-priced seats, one for themselves and the other to allow for space to set up their desktop.
Up to four desktop pieces are allowed on board: a CPU, monitor, keyboard and mouse.
The new option is available in the main cabin. The option will not cost extra for First Class passengers.
CAMP CRAME, Quezon City, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – During Senator Leila De Lima’s tenure as Justice Secretary under the Aquino administration, inmates at the New Bilibid Prisons (NBP) had luxurious amenities and privileges. They even conducted business — illegally — from inside the high-security national penitentiary.
While De Lima’s jail cell inside Camp Crame is nowhere as cramped and crappy as in most prisons (see photo courtesy of The New York Times) she is now demanding special accommodations while awaiting the outcome of criminal charges filed against her.
In a handwritten note on official Senate stationery, De Lima listed her demands and appealed to the humanitarian side of President Rodrigo Duterte.
- Airconditioning, especially with the current heatwave in Metro Manila
- Waterbed, so that she can sleep more soundly and comfortably
- A separate toilet and shower with bathtub like she’s used to when she was a free woman
- Jacuzzi similar to that built by one of the drug lord inmates at NBP
- Recording Studio. Everyone knows she likes to sing Karaoke
- An adjacent gym so she can exercise daily to keep fit
- A stove and oven combo. She likes to cook, especially saging na saba on a barbecue stick
- A red iPhone 7 so she could talk to her attorneys and Senate colleagues on a daily basis
- An iPad Pro so that she doesn’t have to waste Senate stationery. She believes in recycling and protecting the environment
- Wireless Internet to do research and Facebook Live
- A weekly concert in Camp Crame featuring her favorite celebrities Jim Paredes, Cynthia Patag and Leah Navarro
- A monthly escorted trip to Rustan’s in Makati so that she can shop for new neck scarves
- An unlimited supply of potato chips and imported chocolates to snack on while drafting her daily press statements
- A weekly conjugal, overnight visit, but she refused to name names
- A twice-a-month facial treatment and full-body massage
- Access to a hairdresser and fashion consultant so that she can look presentable when she does a Facebook Live.
“I don’t think all these are too much to ask,” she said. Drug lord inmates had these privileges and more. How much more for me, a senator?”
As of press time, PNP Chief General Bato has not responded to De Lima’s requests.