Category Archives: Government

From DU30 To Thinking Pinoy: Here’s Their Christmas Wish, What’s Yours?

3FA72D02-0EEA-4129-851B-3E4268F96FE7Ever wonder what top politcians, personalities and media folks wish for this Christmas?  Well, wonder no more.

We talked to a random group of famous and infamous Filipinos and here are their responses:

President Duterte: Puksain ang illegal drugs. My gahd, I hate drugs.

VP Leni Robredo: i-dismiss na yang electoral protest ni BBM. May anxiety attack na ako.

PNoy: Sana tuluyang magka-amnesia si former Health Secretary Garin para hindi na ako masangkot sa Dengue vaccine mess.

Kris Aquino: Please, Mr. President, huwag mo namang ikulong ang kapatid ko.

CJ Sereno: Please God, don’t let history repeat itself (referring to Corona impeachment).

Maria Ressa: Please God, help me take back the Internet.

Jover Laurio: Bagong anyo, para mawala na ang pagkutya sa akin.

Raissa Robles: Sana i-declare ni DU30 ang Martial Law nationwide, so I could write another book, “Never Again 2.0”

Sass Rogando Sasot: I’m still waiting for that BBC interview!

Thinking Pinoy: Karambola kayong lahat, hindi pa ako tapos!

Adobo Chronicles: Let life continue to imitate satire…

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VP Leni Robredo To Gatecrash Malacañang Christmas Party

D9B46FE6-BA2B-4A6F-944B-0E0848719CA9MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo has had enough of being uninvited to or disinvited from the government’s official functions — from Cabinet meetings to the ‘vin d’honneur’ for diplomats, to the Miss Universe pageant and the ASEAN Summit gala.

Now, unconfirmed reports indicate that Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque said Vice President Leni Robredo is the first VP in the Philippine history not to be invited to the traditional Malacañang Christmas Party on December 23.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Office of the Vice President (OVP) spokesperson Georgina Hernandez said that Robredo will no longer tolerate being snubbed or taken for granted.

”She has decided to gatecrash the Malacañang Christmas Party to assert her status as the officially-elected Vice President of the Philippines,” Hernandez said.

It wasn’t clear how Robredo will be able to enter Malacañang on December 23 if she is not on the official guestlist.

Canada Outlaws Autocorrect After Legalizing Cannibalism

D2B4B3B9-C976-4913-9B48-1F3486DF3DE3OTTAWA, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – Canada’s House of Commons passed Bill C-45 which legalized cannibalism.

It wasn’t meant to be that way. What it hoped to pass was a bill that would legalize recreational marijuana, or cannabis. But thanks to autocorrect, it is still illegal to smoke pot but now legal to eat humans.

Upon noticing the error, the lawmakers rushed to unanimously approve a new law outlawing autocorrect.

Alas, the cannibalism law is still alive and kicking.