Category Archives: Politics

From DU30 To Thinking Pinoy: Here’s Their Christmas Wish, What’s Yours?

3FA72D02-0EEA-4129-851B-3E4268F96FE7Ever wonder what top politcians, personalities and media folks wish for this Christmas?  Well, wonder no more.

We talked to a random group of famous and infamous Filipinos and here are their responses:

President Duterte: Puksain ang illegal drugs. My gahd, I hate drugs.

VP Leni Robredo: i-dismiss na yang electoral protest ni BBM. May anxiety attack na ako.

PNoy: Sana tuluyang magka-amnesia si former Health Secretary Garin para hindi na ako masangkot sa Dengue vaccine mess.

Kris Aquino: Please, Mr. President, huwag mo namang ikulong ang kapatid ko.

CJ Sereno: Please God, don’t let history repeat itself (referring to Corona impeachment).

Maria Ressa: Please God, help me take back the Internet.

Jover Laurio: Bagong anyo, para mawala na ang pagkutya sa akin.

Raissa Robles: Sana i-declare ni DU30 ang Martial Law nationwide, so I could write another book, “Never Again 2.0”

Sass Rogando Sasot: I’m still waiting for that BBC interview!

Thinking Pinoy: Karambola kayong lahat, hindi pa ako tapos!

Adobo Chronicles: Let life continue to imitate satire…

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VP Leni Robredo To Gatecrash Malacañang Christmas Party

D9B46FE6-BA2B-4A6F-944B-0E0848719CA9MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo has had enough of being uninvited to or disinvited from the government’s official functions — from Cabinet meetings to the ‘vin d’honneur’ for diplomats, to the Miss Universe pageant and the ASEAN Summit gala.

Now, unconfirmed reports indicate that Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque said Vice President Leni Robredo is the first VP in the Philippine history not to be invited to the traditional Malacañang Christmas Party on December 23.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Office of the Vice President (OVP) spokesperson Georgina Hernandez said that Robredo will no longer tolerate being snubbed or taken for granted.

”She has decided to gatecrash the Malacañang Christmas Party to assert her status as the officially-elected Vice President of the Philippines,” Hernandez said.

It wasn’t clear how Robredo will be able to enter Malacañang on December 23 if she is not on the official guestlist.

PAB’s Jover Laurio To Sue Anyone Who Calls Her ‘Ugly’

F5BA2978-D080-4B89-B194-98C6A128A2AB.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jover Laurio has lined up three libel suits so far — one each against R.J. Nieto, a.k.a. Thinking Pinoy, Sass Rogando Sasot and Franco Mabanta.

But the anti-Duterte blogger will not stop at three.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Laurio said that she will not think twice — or think at all — to sue others who would call her ‘ugly.’

Asked on what basis she is going to sue those who call her ugly, Laurio said: “it’s fake news, and it ruins my reputation and good moral character. It also could affect my chances of being on the cover of magazines.”

’Nuff said.