Mambabatok Whang-od Denies Giving Bong Go A Tattoo

1C795D1B-42EB-4EB2-95C6-B20C825B60DB.jpegKALINGA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – Detractors of Senatorial candidate Bong Go are not buying his latest antic lifting up his shirt in public to prove he doesn’t have any tattoo. They insist the former Special Assistant to President Duterte got tattooed by Whang-od.

Whang-od Oggay, also known as Maria Oggay, is a Filipina tattoo artist from Buscalan, Tinglayan, Kalinga, Philippines. She is often described as the “last” and oldest mambabatok.

Today, The Adobo Chronicles traveled to Kalinga to ask Whang-od if she, indeed, gave Go a tattoo.

“Bong who,” Whang-od asked, confirming that she has ever met the Senatorial candidate, nor would she ever want to.

Speaking in her native dialect, Whang-od said the only mestizo she is dying to meet in person is ‘Ang Probinsiyano’ lead actor Coco Martin.

So let’s put all tattoos to rest. Especially Bong Go’s!

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U.S. Bans All Incoming International Flights

1BFEAD40-5FD3-41DC-94F5-E233883A686EWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Thanks to Donald Trump who just declared that “the U.S. is full,” America has just banned all incoming international flights.

Trump says that outbound international flights will be allowed to leave but incoming flights will asked to immediately turn around.

The new White House directive is part of Trump’s controversial anti-immigration policy.

Travelers flying into the United States are advised to check with their airlines before boarding their flights into the U.S.

Broadcast Journalist Karen Davila Says Vico Sotto Has Split Personality

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –Leave  it to broadcast journalist Karen Davila (Rated K)  to ask the tough questions like —is the planned subway going to be “below or above ground?”

But the ABS-CBN News talk show host is also a certified psychologist, as evidenced by he recent interview with Vico Sotto, entertainment personality Vic Sotto’s (Tito, Vic and Joey) son who is running for mayor of Pasig City.

Davila started the interview with a comment that Vico is a “splitting image” of his father.

Split personality eh, Karen?

Or did she mean “spitting personality?”

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