Richard heydarian diagnosed with no brain connection

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – U.S. President Donald Trump may have been diagnosed with Covid-19, but GMA analyst (or whatever his title is) Richard Heydarian has been diagnosed with no brain connection.

This, after Heydarian posted a comment on his Twitter account that national heroes and forefathers were martyred into their 30s while a candidate for President of the Philippines needed to be at least 40 years old to qualify.

Not even his Yellow allies understood the connection between what he said about heroes and Presidents.

One netizen commented: “ I thought intermittent or no connection happens only with our telcos. I was wrong. It also happens in Heydarian’s brain.”

Well said.

Leni Robredo blames rappler for low trust and approval ratings

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo is finally breaking her silence regarding the low trust and approval ratings she received in the latest Pulse Asia poll.

In the survey, Robredo’s trust rating was 50%, with 22% distrust or a net rating of 28%. Her approval rating was 57%, with 22% disapproval or a net rating of 35%.

In contrast, President Rodrigo Duterte received a whopping 91% rating for both trust and performance.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, OVP Spokesperson Barry Gutierrez said that Robredo blames her dismal ratings to Rappler and other fake news sites which insist on publicizing news and statements from the VP, even if most Filipinos do not believe them. “The fake news have definitely hurt the image of Robredo,” Gutierrez said.

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