by Zane Lee-Briggs
A recent trend at the Oscars and Grammys was the young stars bringing their mothers as guests to the events. The public figures and their mothers would even go as far as to take pictures together on the red carpet.
However nice and warm-hearted this may be, a new research study shows that this plan of action can not be recommended. “You see, celebrities bringing their mothers to these things puts them at an exceedingly high risk falling victim to “Your Mom” jokes,” said Princeton researcher Joseph Walker. “And that just can not happen. It would be a PR nightmare.” He concluded. Since hearing about this, celebrities around the nation have been quick to take Dr. Walker’s advice, and have gone to great measures to assure that they will never fall victim to a career-ending Your Mom joke.
Zane Lee-Briggs is a young satirist with special interests politics, philosophy, and your mom jokes. He also has a persistent tendency to not take anything seriously. If you have a sacred cow, chances are Zane has already turned it into a nice piece of steak. His website can be found at http://www.levitymagazine.com
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – The super fans have made their decision which will be made public during Monday night’s telecast of the America’s Got Talent, and the announcement of grand champion.
Semi-reliable sources close to Simon Cowell and the production team of the popular reality TV show told The Adobo Chronicles that it’s a tie!
Marcelito Pomoy and his female voice partner got equal number of votes to earn them the title of champion.
Well, you can’t honor the beast without honoring the beauty, can you?
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – ABS-CBN is not taking the quo warranto case filed against it sitting down.
The network has announced its top-of-the-line, all-star panel of defense lawyers that will defend its franchise before the Supreme Court. (Solicitor General Jose Calida filed the petition before the High Court this week.)
The ABS-CBN defense panel:
- Vice Ganda
- Dingdong Dantes
- Coco Martin
- Regine Velasquez
- Anne Curtis
- Lorna Tolentino
- Karen Davila
Meanwhile, the Office of the Vice President told The Adobo Chronicles that Leni Robredo , a lawyer, wil file an amicus curiae (a brief as a “friend of the court”) to support ABS-CBN. Robredo earlier said that the quo warranto case filed by the government is an “abuse of power.”