Category Archives: Health & Medicine

Rappler Questions Changing Complexion Of U.S. President Donald Trump

8F8E671C-2C37-4E85-AAE6-3F3E346AE529.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The online news source Rappler is known for its expertise in analyzing the complexion of world leaders, including Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte.

Recently, Rappler did a story on the darkening of the complexion of Duterte, speculating that it was due to some illness or medical therapy,

Now, in a yet-to-be-published Pulitzer Prize-quality news story, Rappler is questioning the changing complexion of U.S. President Donald Trump. Written by Rappler CEO Maria Ressa herself, the piece showcased in photos the darkening of Trump’s face, similar to Duterte’s.

You can always count on Rappler for up-to-date, investigative reports!

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Duterte’s Medical Test Results Revealed, Critics In Shock!

C717B304-FE98-4036-80FD-3B096A0E9023MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The entire country had been holding its breath after Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte publicly admitted that his recent endoscopy and colonoscopy may have revealed something — perhaps, a “growth.”  Duterte had said that if it’s cancer, he’ll let the Filipino people know.

As anyone can imagine, Duterte’s critics and members of the diminishing Opposition could only be elated at the news.  This, they thought, could only be their only chance of getting back in power by Leni Robredo succeeding Duterte in the event that he gets incapacitated.

Well, today, Duterte critics got the shock of their lives after the President’s medical team revealed the rest results of his medical tests.

Indeed, there was not one “growth” but two, found  in the President’s colon and esophagus.

These were Davao durian seeds, which the President had previously accidentally swallowed. Doctors immediately removed the growths.

All’s well that ends well.  Except for the Opposition.

 

A Mixed Protest At St. Scholastica’s Academy

A52057F8-B47F-4690-B5AE-976D44206193.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Nuns at St. Scholastica’s are known for egging their students to walk out of their classes to protest against the Duterte administration and other issues of national concern.

They did it again to protest what they called a “Duterte Dictatorship.”

But this time, the nuns were caught off-guard when some students instead carried placards announcing that they were vaccinated with Dengvaxia, the controversial Dengue vaccine that has caused the deaths of almost 100 students to date.

Rumors have it that the school, particulary the Marikina campus, offered Dengvaxia to its students at an exhorbitant price.

8F839E65-2E4E-4C55-95E6-9EF807F51407When the Dengvaxia controversy surfaced, the school tried to do a cover up, even taking down the Internet page that announced its Dengue vaccination program for its students. But what’s on the Internet stays on the Internet, so archives of the school’s Dengvaxia announcement has resurfaced.

Shall we expect a press conference soon from St. Scho?