Category Archives: Health & Medicine

Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon Tests Positive For Zoomicron

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Commission on Elections (Comelec) Commissioner Rowena Guanzon tweeted that she had a fever, just hours after she presided over a preliminary hearing on two disqualification petitions filed against former Senator and presidential aspirant Bongbong Marcos.

This prompted the feisty Commissioner (a.k.a. shunga) to submit to a Covid-19 RT-PCR test.

The test came back positive!

Comelec Spokesperson James Jimenez told The Adobo Chronicles that Guanzon may have been exposed to the zoomicron virus after she had a fit when Marcos failed to appear — not even by zoom — at Friday’s hearing.

Guanzon demanded that Marcos’ counsel produce a medical certificate to justify the former Senators’ no-show.

It wasn’t clear whether Guanzon will be able to resume the disqualification hearing on Monday due to her condition. She will then have to produce a medical certificate if the hearing must be postponed.

What goes around comes around. Even zoomicron.

New Prayer: ”Ina Namin”

Aba Ginoong Bakulam, nakakapuno ka na ng alkansya.

Ang punong Pharma ay sumasayo

Bukod kang pinagpala sa bakunadong lahat 

At pinagpala naman ang inyong anak na si Gwyneth.

Santa Marita

Ina ni Tes.

Ipanalangin mo kaming takot sa trangkaso

At kung ito talaga ay nakamamatay

RAMEN!

(Contributed by PJ)

Hotel Quarantine Violator Gwyneth Chua Named 2022 Miss Omicron Philippines!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The lady who violated her hotel quarantine in the Philippines to party in Makati City has been appointed the country’s representative to the forthcoming 2022 Miss Omicron International.

Gwyneth Chua who has since tested positive for Covid-19 and who is suspected to have infected others in the party is the new 2022 Miss Omicron Philippines, the first title holder of this new beauty pageant.

The new international pageant will be held in the summer this year, at a place still be be decided by the organizers.

This is Chua’s second title, the first being ”Poblacion Girl,” in reference to the venue of the party she attended, in Barangay Poblacion, Makati.