MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Opposition Senator Risa Hontiveros has filed a new bill that would make the ban on plastic nationwide. (Some cities like Baguio now have existing ordinances banning plastic bag use by local businesses.)
But Hontiveros goes a step further. She wants to ban not just non-biodegradable plastic bags used by businesses but also plastic surgery.
”If we want to truly protect our environment, we must go all the way by prohibiting any kind of activity that utilizes plastic,” the Senator said.
Hontiveros’ bill will grandfather those who have previously undergone plastic surgery. The ban will only affect those who plan to have plastic surgery after her bill becomes law.
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In anticipation of a possible negative outcome of the ongoing 2016 Vice Presidential Elections ballot recount, Leni Robredo has instructed her staff to put up an ad on Airbnb to rent out her current mansion office in Quezon City.
”The Vice President wants to be proactive,” spokesperson Georgina Hernandez told The Adobo Chronicles.
A check with Airbnb listings showed the rental offering but the amount and terms of the long-term rental were not disclosed.
Interested renters are advised to contact the Office of the Vice President directly.
SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – After many years of debate, experts have finally confirmed that the computer is not a 20th Century Invention.
A joint statement was issued today signed by top technical and religious experts, saying that Apple, Microsoft and other computer pioneers did not invent the computer.
”Adam and Eve had an Apple in Paradise, and Moses had a tablet — in fact, two tablets. Even iCloud was God’s invention and He communicated with his Chosen People wirelessly.”