SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – After many years of debate, experts have finally confirmed that the computer is not a 20th Century Invention.
A joint statement was issued today signed by top technical and religious experts, saying that Apple, Microsoft and other computer pioneers did not invent the computer.
”Adam and Eve had an Apple in Paradise, and Moses had a tablet — in fact, two tablets. Even iCloud was God’s invention and He communicated with his Chosen People wirelessly.”
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The ongoing workers’ strike at NutriAsia in Marilao, Bulacan province is having serious, unintended consequences. The workers are protesting against the company’s practice of contractualization.
Restaurants and carinderias nationwide are reporting a shortage of the Filipino food classics lechon and adobo.
They could not cook or serve lechon without Mang Tomas sauce, or adobo without Silver Swan soy sauce and Datu Puti vinegar — all of which are branded products of NutriAsia.
But the strike has not affected the operations of The Adobo Chronicles. We will continue to bring you up-to-date, unbelievable and deliciously-cooked news, including the latest on the NutriAsia strike.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Golden State Warrior fans are in Cloud 9 after the SF Bay Area team won the first game in the NBA finals against the Cleveland Cavaliers.
But the euphoria was cut short today after GSW’s Stephen Curry announced he was quitting the team effective immediately.
Curry said he was offered an irresistible contract with Vivo,which requires him to devote 100% of his time promoting the smart phone company.
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