Category Archives: The Media

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH HIRES SUSPECTED FELON TO BE SIGNATURE MODEL

Jeremy Meeks' mugshot that instantly went viral on the Internet
Jeremy Meeks’ mugshot that instantly went viral on the Internet

Stockton, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Jeremy Meeks is exactly the kind of model the giant clothing company Abercrombie & Fitch is looking for : chiseled face, pale blue eyes, shaved head and tattoos.

For quite sometime now, A&F has not been successful in finding the right person to model its signature clothing line — or as some have pointed out — no-clothes line.  But Meeks is the perfect model that would appeal to A&F’s consumer demographics: young, hip, carefree, rebel.

There is one problem.  Meeks is a suspected felon whom the Stockton Police Department describes as “one of the most violent criminals in the Stockton area.” Meeks, along with other suspects, was arrested this week after a surge of robberies and shootings in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton.

Upon seeing Meeks’ mugshot which instantly went viral on the Internet,  A&F offered to pay the suspect’s bail and defense attorney’s fees, while having him on an exclusive high-paying contract to model its new summer bikini collection.

A&F is also planning to come out with a new line of orange jumpsuit, just like that worn by jail inmates. “Meeks is also the perfect model for this, ” an A&F spokesperson said, “even if he ends up being convicted and jailed.”

 

BABY KOALAS SLOWLY DISAPPEARING IN AUSTRALIA, RAZOR COMPANY BLAMED

imageSydney, Australia (The Adobo Chronicles) – Koalas, incorrectly called koala bears, are slowly diappearing from the Australian continent, thanks to an advertising campaign launched by a razor company.

The razor ads feature bearded male models who, upon closer examination, are actually ‘sporting’ baby koalas on their faces. The ad photos have gone viral and many Australian men have caught on to the new fad.

Koalas have once been considered an endangered species and the Australian government fears the new fad will evetually lead to the extinction of these cuddly, furry animals.

Animal rights groups in Australia have threatened to sue the razor company for instigating this fad. Barbers who have lost a lot of business lately, have said they will join in this class-action law suit.

As for the razor company, sales have plummeted. Their ad campaign to promote shaving backfired.

ALBUQUERQUE MAN FIRED FOR HAVING SEX ON THE JOB, CLAIMS DOUBLE STANDARD

imageAlbuquerque, New Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles) –  An Albuquerque bus driver has been fired after city officials say surveillance cameras caught him in a sex act with a woman while at work.

KOAT-TV reports that Alex Gonzales was terminated last week in connection with the lewd act caught on camera on the morning of May 6.

According to the video, the driver stopped at a park and ride and a woman walked onto the bus without paying her fare. On the video Gonzales is heard saying, “You know what time it is!”  He then proceeded to have sex with the woman.

Meanwhile, Gonzales claimed there is a double standard when it comes to Albuquerque law.

Last week, another man was caught on surveillance cameras having sex on the beach — inside a cocktail bar. No arrests were made, but the man got drunk.