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Asec Mocha Uson Quits!

06FD90C4-FAEA-470F-9CAD-E92A061078ADMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Upon hearing about the attacks and criticism lodged against her by senators and resource persons, Asec Mocha Uson quit!

Uson was the subject of questions by senators and answers by anti-Duterte bloggers and the news media during yesterday’s second Senate hearing on fake news.

Some, including Senator Grace Poe, asked if it was time for Uson — both a government official and a private blogger — to quit.

Still experiencing some jet lag from her trip to India with President Duterte, Uson suddenly quit her morning exercise routine at her gym to watch the Senate proceedings on her mobile device.

Two Things You Need To Know About Donald Trump’s State Of The Union Address Tonight

4C7A930F-0789-491A-A546-4EFE3B5F71BCWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – When President Donald Trump delivers his State of the Union Address (SOTU) tonight, there are two important things the American audience should know:

1. Tea Party Republican Congressman Paul Gosar says he has asked the Capitol police and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to check the immigration status of everyone in attendance and to arrest and deport any “illegal aliens.”

2.  Trump is asking all non-US citizens to turn off their TV sets or disable their computers and mobile devices to prevent them from watching the SOTU via live streaming.

A White House spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that tonight’s SOTU is all about the president’s America First policy, and nothing in his speech will be of concern to “illegal” immigrants or permanent residents.

To reiterate: all non US citizens and undocumented immigrants, KEEP OUT!

No, Senator Grace Poe Did Not Call Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jover Laurio ‘Pangit’

95146A29-B43F-4241-986D-5F26564830D7MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – If there is one thing that Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jover Laurio hates the most is being called ‘pangit’ (ugly).  She is ready to take anyone who calls her that to court.

So, when the blogosphere erupted with the rumor that during today’s Senate hearing on fake news, Senator Grace Poe called Laurio, ‘pangit,’ both Poe and Laurio called it fake news.

What Poe actually told Laurio was”: ‘May pangil ka rin’ (you also have fangs).

(Poe was chiding Laurio for saying that many pro-Duterte bloggers have hit her with below-the-belt comments and criticism.)

We guess fangs are less offensive than ugliness.