KFC Launches Chicken Adobo-Scented Sunscreen


Iimage.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Kentucky Fried Chicken recently announced that it was launching an unexpected new product: fried chicken-scented sunscreen.

Starting Monday, KFC is giving away 3,000 free bottles of Col. Sanders’ Extra Crispy Sunscreen. U.S. residents can receive the SPF 30 by visiting ExtraCrispySunscreen.com. “Suntan lotion always smells like lotion,” KFC CMO Kevin Hochman told Business Insider. “So we thought — why not make it smell like fried chicken?”

Today, KFC Philippines announced a local version of the new chicken-scented sunscreen.  It smells like the popular Filipino dish, chicken adobo.

KFC officials are confident that the new product will do very well in the Philippine market considering the abundance of beach resorts in this country of more htan 7,000 islands.

“The sunscreen will protect your skin while smelling like the mouth-watering aroma of soy sauce, vinegar and garlic,” the officials said.

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Filipinos Protest ‘Balut’ Ban In Dubai

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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos both in the Philippines and in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) are not happy about reports that balut, the popular boiled fertilized duck egg, is being banned upon entry into Dubai.

The Philippine Consulate in Dubai has warned arriving Filipinos in the UAE to refrain from bringing balut not only because it will be confiscated but could also delay  the immigration process at the airport.

Reacting to the news, a national coalition of Philippine relatives of UAE Overseas Filipino Workers (OFW) has scheduled a “people power” protest this weekend to be held at Rizal Park (Luneta).  The group expects a million people to participate in the protest.

A spokesperson for the coalition told The Adobo Chronicles that the UAE should “leave our balut alone.” It is the greatest source of Filipino pride and sustenance.  It warned that OFWs in Dubai will stage a city-wide strike if the ban continues.

“What will the UAE ban next? Tuyo and danggit ?”  (salted dried fish) the spokesperson asked.

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Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Meme

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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – With exactly 77 days before the U.S. presidential elections, Republican candidate Donald Trump’s campaign rhetoric is becoming crazier by the day.

He has gone from a campaign theme of ‘Make America Great Again’ to ‘Make America Safe Again.’

Enter the Hillary Clinton campaign, jumping on the opportunity to distinguish the Democratic candidate from Trump.

Clinton has just shelved her latest campaign meme of  “We’re Stronger Together” to a new theme directly aimed at Trump’s crazy rhetoric.  Her new theme is: “Make America Sane Again. Vote Clinton.”

Obviously, the Trump campaign is going crazy over Clinton’s new meme.

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