MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It is estimated that 53.8% of Filipino males and 46.2% of Filipino females have never been married. That’s a huge population of singles in the country.
Now, singles are under attack in Metro Manila!
In a desperate attempt to finally solve the nightmarish traffic in the Metropolis, the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) is proposing to ban single car drivers on EDSA during rush hours.
An MMDA spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that this brilliant plan will decongest Metro Manila’s main thoroughfare by almost 50%.
Why didn’t anybody think of this before?
Here’s to married bliss driving!
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Mainstream media companies are expected to show up in full force on Monday when the Senate hearing on the alleged 2016 Electoral Fraud continues.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – After receiving news that alleged PDAF Queen Janet Napoles and her kin were formally charged in the United States for money laundering, Vice President Leni Robredo sent The Adobo Chronicles this comment:
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