Category Archives: News Satire

Facebook Launches FB Satire News

SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Mark Zuckerberg is sick and tired of mainstream  media masquerading as legitimate news outlets, like Rappler in the Philippines.

Today, he announced the launch of Facebook Satire News, in partnership with some of the most respected satire news sites all over the world.

In  a press statement, Zuckerberg said Facebook users deserve a page dedicated to brilliant and entertaining reporting of worldwide news developments as opposed to the biased and sloppy reporting by so-called legitimate news media.

Ironically, Rappler is a designated Facebook fact-checker, along with Vera Files. Zuckerberg said the contracts with the two fact-checkers will soon be terminated. “It’s just not working,” he said.

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BREAKING: Visas of Leni Robredo, Antonio Trillanes Cancelled!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippines Vice President Leni Robredo and Senator Antonio Trillanes have had the luxury of traveling to other countries for speaking engagements and for personal reasons. But now, both face some challenges.  Their Visas have been cancelled!

Unvetted sources tell The Adobo Chronicles that the Visa cards of Robredo and Trillanes, ending in xxxx1234 and xxxx6666, respectively, were compromised. Visa cancelled their credit cards to prevent further unauthorized or fraudulent use.

But no worries, both still have their MastetCard and American Express cards, so the traveling continues unabated.