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The Adobo Chronicles’ I.Q. Test

Do you know what your I.Q. test score is?  No problem! As a public service feature, The Adobo Chronicles is publishing this simple, do-it-at-home I.Q. test.  Share with your friends and loved ones.

Just fill in the blanks:

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(Photos with official VP Seal courtesy of Leni Robredo’s Facebook page.)

SCORE GUIDE: 3 correct answers = Genius; 2 correct answers = Very Superior Intelligence; 1 correct answer = Superior Intelligence; 0 correct answer = well, we’d rather not say.

First IKEA Store Soon To Open In The Philippines

IMG_9638MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – IKEA, the popular ready-to-assemble furniture and home appliances giant, will soon open its very first store in the Philippines, as confirmed by Swedish Ambassador Harald Fries.

But Fries said the Philippine store will be like no other.

In an effort to utilize indigenous materials and promote products that reflect the true identity of the Philippines, IKEA will be showcasing and selling do-it-yourself items that include:

  • Bahay Kubo
  • Giant Spoon and Fork Woodcarved Wall Decor
  • Woodcarved Giant Hand Chairs
  • Rice Dispenser
  • Last Supper Wall Frames
  • Easy-to-assemble karaoke machines

IMG_9689IKEA said it will continue to explore items that it will be showcasing, including furniture, appliances and home accessories made of sea shells, bamboo, rattan — even leather shoes and flipflops made in Marikina.

It’s more fun in the Philippines.  IKEA will make it all the more fun!

Here’s What Senator De Lima Wanted To Write About Lascañas And Matobato

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CAMP CRAME, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles,  Quezon City Bureau) – Only in the Philippines can a criminally-charged and incarcerated senator continue to use official stationery to criticize political opponents and enjoy media attention on a daily basis.

Today, Senator Leila De Lima released yet another handwritten note, this time urging the Filipino people to listen to what self-confessed murderers had said in their testimonies before the Senate.

Edgard Matobato and retired police officer Arthur Lascañas had both testified at Senate hearings about the alleged Davao Death Squad (DDS) during the time that President Rodrigo Duterte was city mayor.  Both men had admitted to taking part in the DDS.  For Lascañas, he denied the existence of the DDS in his first testimony, but later recanted his sworn statement in a second hearing last week.

It appears, however, that De Lima had written a different version of her letter published in the news media.  What was published was a revised version upon the urging of her legal counsel.

In the first version, a photocopy of which was obtained by The Adobo Chronicles, the senator called Matobato and Lascañas “murderers, liars and perjurers.”  She also urged her supporters to listen to her “lying colleagues in the Senate,” although she didn’t mention any senators by name.

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