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High Demand For ‘Labanderas’ In The U.S., Thanks To Donald Trump

5EC1B98B-A92B-46CC-A8BA-40665B0CC27B.jpegWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – What was once thought as a dying breed of labanderas (laundry ladies) seems to be staging a big comeback — in the United States.

Thanks to Donald Trump’s ‘America First’ policy, steep tarriffs have been imposed on washing machines and solar products.  As a result, middle-income American families who can no longer afford the high cost of washing machines and clothes driers are resorting to hand washing and setting up clotheslines in their homes and apartments.

But this has also increased the demand for labanderas. Americans are now willing to sponsor the work visas of foreign nationals from Mexico and the Philippines and provide them gainful employment as live-in laundry ladies. (Many Americans realize they get extra perks when employing labanderas: their clothes get ironed as well!)

Got handwashing skills?  Contact the U.S. Embassy closest to you.

 

 

Newly-released: Film Trailer of “The Liberal Party Will Rise Again!”

00978489-FD82-4173-99C1-BBCF6DB7C73CMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It was more than a year in the making, but it’s finally here: the most awaited film project featuring the one and only Liberal Party of the Philippines.

Based on true events, the film traces the rise and fall of the Yellow Party, and its subsequent coming back from the dead.

Already, critics are saying that the film will surely make waves at upcoming International Film Festivals.

Here’s the TRAILER.

 

Raissa Robles Is U.P.’s Lifetime Achievement Awardee For Fake News

D2C4970E-60C0-4268-86B2-55D91FA9E4D2QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just moments after she criticized the U.S.T. Alumni Association’s choice of Asec Mocha Uson as the 2018 Outstanding Alumnus for Government Service, blogger and gossip extraordinaire Raissa Robles received good news from her alma mater, the University of the Philippines (U.P.).

The good news: the U.P. Alumni Association has named her the 2018 Lifetime Achievement Awardee for Fake News.

Robles graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in English Literature, major in Imaginative Writing. She’d rather not say what year.

In modern parlance, ‘Fake News.’