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Donald Trump Buys Miss America Pageant Only So He Could Close It Down

830D80C9-0ED2-4915-9375-07BE0A106E6A.jpegWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump can’t distance himself from beauty pageants.  We thought he was done with them after he sold his Miss Universe Organization.

But he’s back! The Adobo Chronicles has learned that Trump has bought the Miss America Pageant, only so he could close it down permanently.

Trump’s move was prompted by the recent edition of Miss America where contestant after contestant publicly ridiculed him.  It was the only way he knew of getting back with the critical and outspoken ladies.

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Naga City Restaurant Contradicts Leni Robredo’s Statement On Sili

02CF97CC-E0E6-445E-B15D-08FD46B3D7CCNAGA CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Naga Bureau) – A restaurant based in Naga City just contradicted Leni Robredo’s statement that  the people are in tears because of the high prices of sili (chili pepper).

The owner of the restaurant, Chili-Peppers, said that news reports about the supply and prices of sili are overblown, if not utterly sensational.

”We have no problem serving sili at our restaurant and we certainly have not increased the prices of our menu offering,” the owner said.

To prove the point, Chili-Peppers  has launched a new promo that offers UNLIsili that enables its customers to avail of unlimited sili for menu items that have the spice as part of their ingredients.

It follows Mang Inasal’s offering of UNLIrice.

This is definitely good and HOT news for sili fans!

What are you waiting for? If you are from, or are visiting Naga, order your laing and Bicol Express from Chili-Peppers today! Or steaks, ribs, pasta and seafood — with sili of course!

Adobo Chronicles Launches Project: Hashtag MIA

D2BC535C-9D19-4BAB-B800-5C4B26134412MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There continues to be an increasing demand for the Philippine government to change back the name of Manila’s premiere airport from Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) to the original Manila International Airport (MIA),

Netizens have pointed out that it was a mistake in the first place to name the airport after  a “no-hero.”

Many others have said that NAIA has always been associated with negative references including ‘one of the world’s airports’ to ‘the best and hottest sauna,’ for its frequent airconditioning woes.  This is not to mention notorious schemes including the ‘laglag bala,’ and disappearing contents of passenger luggage and balkibayan boxes.

Even passengers, flight attendants, pilots and Tower Control staff have repeatedly complained that ‘NAIA’ is hard to say, and ‘Ninoy Aquino International Airport’ is quite a mouthful.  They say that ‘MIA’ and ‘Manila International Airport’ have a nice sound to it.

So, to help in finally realizing netizen aspirations to see their MIA back, the Adobo Chronicles has just launched a public service project called ‘Hashtag MIA.’

The project costs nothing, easy to participate in, and could just be the movement that will convince the government to bring back the glory days of the Manila International Airport.

It’s simple enough:  each time netizens post something that has some reference to NAIA, all they need to do is to replace ‘NAIA’ with #MIA (hashtag MIA) to bring home the point.

If the hasthtag goes viral, it may catch the attention of our decision makers who will hopefully ditch NAIA in favor of MIA!

You can start participating now by typing #MIA in the comments section.