Philippines’ Department Of Tourism Unveils New Promo Slogan, A Double Entendre

IMG_7221.PNGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Advertising company McCann Worldgroup Philippines will be in charge of crafting the new tourism campaign of the country, the Department of Tourism (DOT) said over the weekend.

Tourism undersecretary for advocacy and public affairs Katherine de Castro said the P650-million contract with McCann, which won the bid to be the advertising and promotions partner of the DOT for one year, includes the production and positioning of marketing materials, as well as the formulation of a new tourism slogan.

The Adobo Chronicles spoke with a McCann spokesperson who informed us that the slogan selected for the 2017 tourism year is a take-off from the previous “It’s More Fun in the Philippines.”

The new slogan is “More Fun in P.I.”

P.I. of course stands for Philippine Islands (although the country is now known by the acronym of ‘PH.’)

But it also stands for ‘P*tang Ina’ (Son of a Whore),  the cuss words often heard from President Rodrigo Roa Duterte in his speeches and interviews.

“President Duterte’s rhetoric and cussing have put the Philippines on the world map and we would like to capitalize on that,” the McCann spokesperson said.

He added: “Why reinvent the wheel when we can just tweak it to reflect the current situation in the Philippines?”

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Huge Rally Today In Manila To Protest Catholic Church’s Huge Investments

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Pabillo

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – An official of the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) has called on the public to join the protests on Friday against the burial of former President Ferdinand Marcos at the Libingan ng mga Bayani (Heroes’ Cemetery).

Manila Auxiliary Bishop Broderick Pabillo, head of the CBCP-Episcopal Commission on the Laity, said the Catholic Church is in solidarity with the protesters, especially those who are martial law victims.

The announcement by the CBCP seems to be aimed at countering  a different and huge rally today to protest  the Catholic Church’s huge financial investments.  Reports indicate that CBCP has 30 Billion pesos invested in the Bank of the Philippine Islands (BPI) alone.

A spokesperson for the anti-church rally who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of being excommunicated, said that Filipino Catholics are tired of the Church meddling in politics while enjoying tax exemptions  and accumulating huge investments in the financial market.

The spokesperson said the Catholic Church needs to walk the talk by helping the poor and downtrodden. “It should divest itself of its billions of pesos and distribute the money to those most in need,” he said.

The venue of the anti-church rally has not been disclosed.  “It will be a surprise,” the spokesperson added.

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Philippine Congress Concludes Hearing On De Lima and Dayan’s Love-Hate Relationship

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Dayan at the Congressional hearing

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A committee of the Philippines’ House of Representatives today concluded its investigative hearing on the love-hate relationship between Senator Leila De Lima and his driver-bodyguard Ronnie Dayan.

Dayan was the star witness at today’s hearing by the House Committee on Justice, a day after he was arrested for contempt of Congress.  He earlier failed to appear before the House in its investigation of the alleged illegal drug trade proliferation inside the New Bilibid Prison.  De Lima has been accused of receiving money from drug lords to support her senatorial campaign while Dayan was named by witnesses as her bagman.

Brilliant members of Congress who boasted of their law and investigative expertise asked Dayan many pointed and leading questions in an effort to establish the intensity of the love relationship between De Lima and Dayan.

The questions by the committee members succeeded in establishing an indisputable fact that the romantic relationship between the senator and her driver at one point reached Intensity 5 — an achievement that Filipino taxpayers can be proud of in as far as their elected representatives are concerned.

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