PHILIPPINES TO TAX ‘BALUT,’ OTHER STREET FOOD VENDORS

Commissioner Henares
Commissioner Henares

Manila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Kim Henares will go down in history as the most enterprising commissioner of the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR), the Philippines’ tax agency.

She has been in the limelight for her personal crusade to collect taxes from the earnings of world Filipino boxing champ Manny Pacquiao. But she is not focusing only on the rich and famous. She has issued new policies taxing cigarettes and ultimately the cigarette vendors, as well as small business people who make a living by selling used items at flea markets and other short-time street festivals like the Christmas night market.

Balut
Balut

Now, in the boldest move yet in her career as the taxwoman, Henares has announced that all street food vendors will now be required to pay taxes and to issue official receipts for every sale.  These include vendors of balut (boiled duck embryo), taho (sweet tofu snack), mani (roasted peanuts), barbecue pork, chicken, and other favorites like pig ears, chicken feet, and pork blood – more popularly known in the Philippines as walkman, adidas and betamax, respectively.

Balut and taho vendors will feel the brunt of the new regulations because in addition to the sales tax, they will be charged an additional 5% travel tax. Unlike other street vendors who set up stationary stalls along Metro Manila sidewalks, balut and taho vendors are constantly on their feet, moving from one neighborhood to another to sell their goods.

SELFIE WITH POPE FRANCIS CREATES FIRESTORM IN THE PHILIPPINES

Philippine Congressman Farinas with Pope Francis (Photo: Farinas Instagram Account)
Philippine Congressman Farinas with Pope Francis
(Photo: Farinas Instagram Account)

Ilocos Norte, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – New research shows that taking a selfie is not only mental disorder (selfitis), per the American Psychiatric Association, but also brings out destructive feelings of envy and jealousy among people.

This new research finding was clearly demonstrated by the incident involving a Philippine Congressman, Rudy Farinas, representing Ilocos Norte province in Northern Luzon.

Farinas was at The Vatican attending the canonization of Popes John XXIII and John Paul II, when he took a selfie  photo with Pope Francis. He later posted the selfie photo on his Instagram account.  The post drew violent protests from Philippine government officials and Filipino netizens, accusing Farinas of inappropriate behavior that’s truly unbecoming of an elected official.

Farinas dismissed the criticism as pure envy and jealousy, and the research backs him up. The research findings recommend cognitive behaviour therapy (CBT) not only for those suffering from selfitis but also for those who are bothered by it.

The Adobo Chronicles has just learned that the American Medical Association (AMA) will soon classify such response to selfitis as an ‘allergic reaction.’

 

 

FILM ACTORS, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

Manila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The U.S. has had an actor president in the person of Ronald Reagan, and so has the Philippines – Joseph Estrada.  However, Filipinos seem to be ahead of the U.S. in terms of film actors running for political office.  Voters always seem to look up to their reel idols to solve the country’s real problems on both the local and national levels.

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Top, L to R: Revilla, Sotto, Estrada Bottom, L to R: Bautista, Santos, Aquino, Muhlach

In its continuing series on Philippine “presidentiables” — those who could be president — The Adobo Chronicles has come up with a short list of film actors who could be president (and in one case, president again).  Who would you vote for?  Participate in our worldwide poll.