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CNN AND FOX AGREE TO SWAP DON LEMON WITH MEGYN KELLY

Lemon, left, and Kelly
Lemon, left, and Kelly

ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) – During an interview this week with Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush, FOX news commentator Megyn Kelly declared she was an Independent, having voted for both Democrats and Republicans. During a phone interview with Glenn Beck, CNN anchor Don Lemon admitted he was a conservative.

Today, both news cable networks said they have had it with their star news anchors.  They’re making a swap: Kelly moves to CNN and Lemon moves to FOX News.

In a joint statement, CNN and FOX said that they each wanted to be consistent with the politics and ideologies of their respective networks and that the swap is  a move in the right direction.

In her programs, Kelly is known to ask tough questions of Republicans and is not afraid to call them out if she thought they were out of line or out of their mind.

Lemon, on the other hand, Lemon is famous for his ridiculous theories and antics about the news, including suggesting that the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was kidnapped by a higher power.  Just last night, the openly-gay anchor opened his show by holding up the confederate flag and a sign that said “NIGGER,” in a failed attempt to try to stimulate discussion about news developments in South Carolina and the White House.

So, the next time you turn on to your favorite cable news program, don’t panic if you see an unfamiliar face.  You are still tuned to CNN or FOX.

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WHITE HOUSE APOLOGY: ‘WE DIDN’T MEAN TO INVITE TWO FOXES TO LUNCH’

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – The White House today apologized for a major blunder during a luncheon it hosted for members of the media. It was a pre-State of the Union Address gathering to provide legitimate journalists and TV news anchors with advance highlights of President Obama’s speech.

“We sincerely apologize. We meant to invite only people, not animals, and certainly not foxes, to the lunch,” White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said.

Two foxes were seated next to NBC’s Brian Williams, complete with place cards.

Shepard Smith reports:

HOT FELON OF STOCKTON, HOT COP OF CASTRO FACE OFF IN NEW REALITY SHOW ON FOX

Meeks, left,  and Kohrs
Meeks, left, and Kohrs

Beverly Hills, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – FOX Television has just announced a new reality show series premiering this fall. It’s called ‘So You Think You Are Hot.’

The new show was  created by  Simon Fuller and Nigel Lythgoe and is produced by 19 Entertainment and Dick Clark Productions, the same producers of the hit reality show ‘So You Think You Can Dance.’

The Adobo Chronicles was given an exclusive peek into the new series’ first season.

SYTYAH stars Jeremy Meeks and Chris Kohrs.

Meeks is the felon from Stockton, California currently facing federal charges of gun possession. His model-like mugshot went viral after it was posted online by the Stockton Police Department.

Kohrs is the newly-crowned ‘Hot Cop Of Castro.’ The officer from the San Francisco Police Department became an Internet sensation after his photo was taken while patroling the gay Castro district and posted on the Internet. A facebook fan page was set up and drew tens of thousands of ‘likes.’

RuPaul
RuPaul

Each episode of the new reality show will feature  both men wearing designer clothing — from denims to suits to swimwear.  During each hour-long episode, they will be interviewed by RuPaul who will be asking provocative and straightforward questions that will reveal the men’s love life, career,  wit, and IQ, among others. After each episode, viewers will be asked to vote for either man on the basis of who they think is hotter. The man with the most number of cumulative votes at the end of the season will be declared winner.

Unlike most reality TV shows, SYTYAH will be very interactice. Viewers will be invited to email their questions to Rupaul – no holds barred. In addition, each week, a viewer will win a chance to go on a date with the hot man of his or her choosing.