Category Archives: Technology

Wikileaks: Trump’s Medical Condition Revealed

IMG_6279.PNGSTOCKHOLM, Sweden (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Who would have thought that there could be anything more damaging  to Donald Trump than the explosive audio tape in which he is heard bragging about kissing and groping women?  Well, there is.

The Sweden-based Wikileaks today released a document which apparently confirms a rare medical condition with which the Republican presidential candidate was diagnosed more than 10 years ago.

The document, a certification from Trump’s personal physician, shows that he is suffering from psychosinusitis-XL. There are only about three hundred people worldwide suffering from this condition.

Psychosinusitis-XL is a mental condition which affects a person’s brain. It alters the normal function which allows a person to determine right from wrong, truth from falsehood and childhood vs. adulthood.  The illness manifests itself through the sinuses — the reason it is called psychosinusitis.

Now we know the reason for that constant sniffling we’ve seen and heard from Trump in the last two presidential debates.

CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta told The Adobo Chronicles that the sinus infection itself is benign but the mental condition is malignant.

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2017 Toyota Model Will Include Toilet Car Seat

image.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Giant car manufacturer Toyota has something in store for motorists that are constantly stuck in nightmarish traffic.  Like in Metro Manila.

Today, Toyota unveiled its 2017 sedan model that includes a toilet car seat on the driver side. Toilet seat on the passenger side is optional.

The Japanese car maker said that this will be the perfect solution for motorists who are faced with the call of nature while stuck in traffic.

Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada also said that this new car technology will eliminate cases of motorists having to relieve themselves along roads and highways which is a misdemeanor.

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Time Magazine, New York Times Hacked!

image.jpegNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Now it can be told: two of America’s vanguards of truth and fairness — TIME magazine and The New York Times — were hacked by still unknown elements.

This revelation came days after both media outlets ran pieces on the alleged extra-judicial killings under the Philippines’ Duterte administration. Both were critical of President Duterte’s war on drugs and painted an entire nation reeling from widespread lawlessness and fear.

TIME’s cover story depicted armageddon in the Philippines when nightfall arrives.  The NYT piece was a video interview of a Senate hearing witness who claimed to be a member of the so-called Davao Death Squad under then Mayor Duterte. (The witness’ testimony has in recent days been crumbling under cross-examination by Philippine senators.)

The news organizations claimed that their “stories” were not written or produced by them.  Rather, they said that someone somewhere hacked their computer systems and published/posted the embarrassingly one-sided and factless pieces.

“If it truly came from us, we would have presented both sides of the story in accordance with our commitment to objectivity, truth and fairness.

“This is so not like TIME or New York Times,” they said.

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