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AMERICANS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS A WHITE PRESS SECRETARY

white press secWashington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Americans were stunned to learn today that its first Black president, Barack Obama has a white press secretary.

The revelation came in a photo released today by Business Insider, a US business and technology news website  based in New York City.  The photo showed press secretary Josh Earnest in a heated exchange with White House reporters over the issue of anonymous sources. The photo headline read, “White Press Secretary Faces Reporter Revolt After Criticizing Media At Briefing.”

“I always assumed that Obama’s press secretary was African American,” said an Obama supporter. “Reading today’s headline about the “White Press Secretary” came as a total shock to me.”

The White House declined to issue a statement saying that it does not comment on personnel issues.

 

AQUINO PROCLAIMS JULY 27 A NON-WORKING HOLIDAY IN THE PHILIPPINES, BUT THERE’S A BIG PROBLEM

imageManila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – July 27 marks the 100th anniverary of Iglesia Ni Cristo (Church Of Christ), the largest homegrown Christian church in the Philippines with ministries in 102 countries. It is the most influential of all religious groups in the country with its members voting as a block in local and national elections.

In observance of this centennial milestone, President NoyNoy Aquino signed Joint Resolution no. 2, declaring 27 July 2014 as a special non-working holiday. The resolution was passed by both houses of Congress.

This special day will mark the formal opening of the Philippine Arena (see photo) which is owned by Iglesia Ni Cristo. It is considered the world’s largest indoor arena.

Majority of Filipinos, including members of Iglesia Ni Cristo, are not happy about the proclamation. Shopping malls and restaurants will be closed; public buses, trains and jeepneys will have very limited runs; police and other law enforcement agencies will operate on skeletal force; and museums and  gated public parks will be off limits all day.

July 27, of course, is a Sunday.

It’s More Fun in the Philippines!

 

EMPTY CHAIR: PRESIDENT AQUINO IS SNUBBED BY THE ACTRESS HE SNUBBED

Vice President Binay, left and President Aquino, right. Empty chair at center was meant for Nora Aunor.
Vice President Binay, left and President Aquino, right. Empty chair at center was meant for Nora Aunor.

Manila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – What goes around comes around. Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino got a dose of his own medicine when actress Nora Aunor snubbed him and didn’t show up at a parade organized by the Aquino administration in her honor.

Earlier, Aunor was snubbed by Aquino when the president refused to name the multi-awarded actress as National Artist despite a unanimous recommendation by the award nominations committee. Aquino’s reason for the snub – Aunor’s previous drug conviction in Los Angeles – was later proven wrong as Aunor was never convicted.

As Aquino’s popularity continued to decline in nationwide polls, he urged the Filipino people to show their support for his administration by wearing yellow ribbons – the symbol of the people power revolution that ousted the late dictator Ferdinand E. Marcos.

In his desperate attempt to regain the trust and support of Filipinos — epecially the millions of Noranians (Aunor’s fan club),  Aquino called for a parade at the Luneta (Rizal) Park to honor the actress and to begin a ‘national reconciliation.’

At the appointed time of the parade, featuring men and women of the Armed Forces of the Philippines, the special chair of honor, placed in between Aquino and Vice President Jejomar Binay, remained empty (see photo). Attempts by Aquino’s aides to contact Aunor by text message were unsuccessful.

By the time the parade was underway, the Noranians have left the park and only a handful of administration officials and their families (the few who dared to wear yellow ribbons ) remained in the viewing grandstand.

By the time the parade was over, eyewitnesses said the chain-smoking Aquino had consumed 3 packs of Marlboro cigarettes due to extreme embarassment and stress.

Earlier The Adobo Chronicles  reported on the top ten reasons why Aquino snubbed Aunor for the National Artist title.