Category Archives: Immigration

BREAKING: U.S. Citizens Now Need A Visa and $10,000 To Visit Philippines

img_6490BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – Filipinos, no more the little brown brothers of America. With no equal benefits.

Speaking to the Filipino community in China’s capital on Wednesday, Phi lipping President Rodrigo Roa Duterte complained that Americans can enter the Philippines visa-free while Filipinos have a hard time securing a travel document to visit the US.

Duterte said he was once denied a US visa when he planned to visit a girlfriend in college. He narrated that he was asked what would happen if he decided to marry and stay in the US, to which he replied,  ‘Mr. Consul, even if you offer me free visas for a lifetime and even if you offer me 10,000 dollars, I’d still return to my country and be a Filipino.’

So now, it’s time for reckoning.

Effective immediately, all US citizens visiting the Philippines — including President Obama and other American politicians — will be required to secure a visa. In addition, they have to pay the Philippine government 10,000 in non-refundable, good faith green bucks as an insurance that they will not overstay their visas and become TNTs (Tago ng Tago). Mastercard, American Express or Discover cards will not be accepted.

TNT, which literally means ‘always hiding,’ is often used to refer to Filipinos who overstay their visas in the US.

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Philippines Is First Country To Offer Triple Citizenship

IMG_5991.JPGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Natural-born Filipinos who lost their Filipino citizenship through naturalization in a foreign country may re-acquire Philippine citizenship by virtue of Republic Act 9225. Re-acquiring Philippine citizenship under the said law does not require a person to renounce allegiance to any other country.

Dual citizens enjoy many benefits including the right to own real estate in the Philippines.

Now, in an unprecedented move never before seen in the international community, the Philippines is offering triple citizenship under Republic Act 9994.

In addition to being both a Filipino citizen and a citizen of the foreign country in which he or she has been naturalized, dual citizens can now enjoy the benefits of senior citizenship.

img_5994From free movies to discounts at restaurants, hotels, supermarkets and transportation venues, senior citizens can now enjoy the fruits of their hard work. They also enjoy priority status ing day-to-day activities.

No oath is necessary to be a triple citizen.  One just needs to show proof of age — from 60 and above.

Imagine having a blue passport, a brown passport and a yellow passport! (Well, at least if your Philippine residence is in Quezon City.)

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Morning After The Debate: Trump’s Most Pressing Issue: Miss Universe

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Trump calling into FOX News, left (screen capture), and Machado

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It was the morning after the first U.S. presidential debate, and Republican candidate Donald Trump shows what the most pressing issue is in America today:  Miss Universe.

Trump called into FOX News to defend what he had previously said about 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado.

During the televised debate at Hofstra University, Hillary Clinton admonished Trump for his misogynist statements on the campaign trail and beyond.  Clinton mentioned that the Donald had called Machado “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping.” She was a Latina beauty who represented Venezuela at the Miss Universe Pageant.

Trump owned the Miss Universe Organization before he sold it a few years ago.

“Beauty contests will make this country great again,” Trump told FOX News. “I don’t regret what I said about Miss Machado.  She was the worst Miss Universe ever.  And she really did gain a lot of weight.  We can’t let that happen to a beauty queen, not under my watch!”

Miss Machado has recently become a U.S. citizen, and we can only guess who she’s voting for this November.

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