Category Archives: Food

PPAP Video: Apple, Pineapple, Pen Shortage Reported Worldwide

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Taro (screen capture)

TOKYO, JAPAN (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) -The worldwide demand for apples, pineapples and pens has jumped significantly in just the last few days, thanks to a new music video by Japanese singer and comedian Piko Taro.

The music video is titled ‘PPAP’ and is about inserting a pen into and apple as well as into a pineapple.  The result is an apple-pen and a pineapple-pen.  It has gone viral and has been viewed more than 50 million times and has been shared by more than a million viewers.

From Japan to Hawaii, from Canada to Russia, stores and supermarkets have reported a severe shortage of apples and pineapples while school and office supply chains have also run out of pens.

Buh-bye, Gangnam Style.  Hello PPAP!

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If Trump Loses, There Will Be Taco And Lumpia Trucks On Every Corner In The U.S.

image.jpegLOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Despite his anti-immigrant pronouncements, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump continues to enjoy the support of minority communitieso in the U.S., including Latinos and Filipinos.

Yesterday, the founder of Latinos for Trump — Marco Gutierrez — warned that if their candidate loses in November, “you’re gonna have taco trucks on every corner.”

Shortly thereafter, the Filipinos for Trump echoed a similar sentiment, saying that only a Trump victory will prevent the proliferation of lumpia trucks in California, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Nevada, Hawaii and other U.S. states and cities with large Pinoy populations.

Both organizations urged their respective communities to do all they can to make sure Trump is elected president in order to keep  America white and great again.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump Prevented From Leaving Mexico

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Nieto, left , and Trump in Mexico

MEXICO CITY, Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Just minutes after meeting with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was held by Mexican immigration authorities and prevented from returning to the United States.

While reports were sketchy, sources at the U.S. State Department said that Trump is being charged for violating Mexican immigration laws.  The candidate and his entourage didn’t have the appropriate entry and exit permits.

While Americans do not need a visa to visit Mexico, Mr. Trump was on a highly-classified list of foreign nationals needing special visiting permits.  By virtue of his campaign rhetoric against immigrants and Mexico, Trump has been declared ‘persona non grata’ and  is therefore not eligible under the visa-free policy of Mexico.

The Trump campaign has sought the help of Hillary Clinton and the U.S. State Department to intercede with the Mexican government to allow the GOP candidate to return to the U.S.

“It was a clear clase of misunderstanding,” the Trump campaign said.

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