Category Archives: Awards

Who Will Be Adobo Chronicles’ ”Sexiest Man Alive?” Vote Now!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles is launching this year its ”Sexiest Man Alive” annual awards, as a direct response to Esquire Philippines’ ”Sexiest Woman Alive” which has named women like Maria Ressa and Karen Davila as its favored personalities.

We have identified a shortlist of who we think should be the recipient of this singular honor in this awards debut.

We are asking our readers and followers to help us decide on the winner by registering their vote here:

https://www.ferendum.com/en/PID1010273PSD1931708362

or by scanning this QR CODE:

Our finalists are: Senator and champion boxer Manny Pacquio, Manila Mayor Isko Moreno, Bulacan Governor Daniel Fernando, Camarines Sur Governor Migs Villlafuerte, Congressional candidate Sandro Marcos and Cavite Governor Jonvic Remulla.

Hotel Quarantine Violator Gwyneth Chua Named 2022 Miss Omicron Philippines!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The lady who violated her hotel quarantine in the Philippines to party in Makati City has been appointed the country’s representative to the forthcoming 2022 Miss Omicron International.

Gwyneth Chua who has since tested positive for Covid-19 and who is suspected to have infected others in the party is the new 2022 Miss Omicron Philippines, the first title holder of this new beauty pageant.

The new international pageant will be held in the summer this year, at a place still be be decided by the organizers.

This is Chua’s second title, the first being ”Poblacion Girl,” in reference to the venue of the party she attended, in Barangay Poblacion, Makati.

Maria Ressa Makes A Fashion Statement In Oslo!

OSLO, Norway (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Maria Ressa would do anything just to make her case to the international community about her controversial Nobel Peace Prize.

Ressa was in Oslo to personally receive her award after being given the go signal to travel out of the Philippines by a Philippine Appeals Court, the same judicial branch of government she claimed was being used to weaponize the curtailment of her freedom of speech and of the press.

Aside from her usual rhetoric about being a journalist silenced by the government, the CEO of the online news source Rappler also made a shocking fashion statement.

Instead of her signature pantsuit, Ressa wore what looked like a black and white tunic which when zipped up, seemed to poke fun at her own accusation of receiving hundreds if not thousands of rape threats because of her fearless brand of ”journalism.” Her face mask also featured a zipper that many believed symbolized her being silenced, or on the other side of coin, her countrymen’s desire for her to shut up.

Her Oslo appearance coincided with the national costume competition of the 70th Miss Universe Pageant being held in Israel. Pageant enthusiasts swore if Miss Universe Philippines wore the same outfit as Ressa’s, she would be a runaway winner of the pageant’s Best National Costume award.

The Adobo Chronicles tried, but failed, to identify Ressa’s wardrobe designer.