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CCTV Captures Hillary Clinton Dumping Garbage Over White House Fence

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IMG_6663.JPGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.

Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage.  Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.

National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.

Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.

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Beauty, International, Politics, Race Relations, Tourism, Travel

President Duterte Among Celebrity Judges In Miss International Pageant In Japan

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Miss Philippines International Kylie Versoza with President Duterte in Tokyo

TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – President Rodrigo Roa Duterte’s three-day official state visit to Japan is expected to secure billions of dollars in trade deals for the Philippines, but his rock star status has earned him the honor to be among the celebrity judges at tomorrow’s Miss International Beauty Pageant.

The 56th Miss International pageant will be held on October 27, 2016 at the Tokyo Dome City Hall in Tokyo, Japan. Edymar Martínez from Venezuela will crown her successor at the end of the event.

In addition to his known love for women, Duterte hails from a country that has had 5 Miss International Beauty titles, second only to Venezuela in the most number of crowns for this pageant.

This year’s Philippines’ representative is Kylie Versoza from Baguio City.

Duterte promises there will be no “hometown decision” when he sits on the judges’chair tomorrow night. (Duterte hometown is, in fact, Davao City.)

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Politics, Social Media, The Media

Washington Post Prints November 9 Edition In Advance

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IMG_6640.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Who could forget that embarrassing headline in The Chicago Daily Tribune on November 3, 1948 when the newspaper ran the banner headline, “Dewey Defeats Truman?”

The opposite was true, however. President Harry S. Truman won an upset victory over Republican challenger and Governor of New York Thomas E. Dewey in the 1948 presidential election. 

One would think that newspapers of today will do all they can to prevent a repeat of that 1948 fiasco.  But not The Washington Post.

The Post is so confident that Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton will win in a landslide over her Republican opponent Donald Trump in November 8’s U.S. presidential election that it had decided to print its November 9, 2016 edition in advance.

Harry TrumanSources close to Jeff Bezos, owner of The Post, said that the newspaper had pre-printed 1 Million copies, about three times its average daily circulation.  Bezos said their November 9 edition will sell like hot cakes.

The headline reads: “Madam President!”