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ADOBO CHRONICLES EXCLUSIVE: VP Leni Robredo’s Expenses For L.A. Trip

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LOS ANGELES, California (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles) – Last week, Rappler’s star reporter Pia Rañada exposed the cost of President Rodrigo Duterte’s foreign trips which ran into millions.  The Rappler “exclusive” however failed to report on the trillions for the country that were the direct result of the presidential trips.

Now, our star reporter, Pol Pinoy, has an exclusive for The Adobo Chronicles.

We wanted to avail of actual numbers from the Office of the Vice President (OVP) for this report, but despite the Freedom of Information (FOI) act, Leni Robredo and her social media staff have consistently denied requests for data from the news media.

So, Pol Pinoy painstakingly resorted to true-to-life estimates on the total cost of Robredo’s travel to Los Angeles, California, to grace a symphony event.

Please note that these numbers are mere estimates and have not been audited by the Philippines’ Commission on Audit (COA).

Meanwhile, the OVP continues to appeal for donations to help with the relief and rehabilitation of the victims of the terrorist siege in Marawi.  Please contact OVP on how you can send them your hard-earned money to help boost Robredo’s image.

IMG_2304.PNGAs for what Robredo is bringing back to the Philippines from this trip, this is it, a self-portrait, a gift from the event organizers:

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Duterte Critic Jim Paredes May Have Fathered A Child Outside Marriage

IMG_2262MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Former Apo Hiking Society band member Jim Paredes is finally coming clean.

The anti-Duterte critic and entertainer took to his social media account to admit that he may have fathered a child outside of marriage.  He however sort of justified what he did by saying that he may have been drunk when the inevitable happened.

Paredes’ tweet came on Father’s Day, a most appropriate day to open up his dirty closet.

Still, we admire his courage. Kudos!

Spokesperson Georgina Hernandez Says Leni Robredo Is Philippines’ Second President

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Robredo spokesperson Hernandez, right, supposedly in Marawi while her boss was partying in Los Angeles, California,

MARAWI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – Leni Robredo herself has said that the “only power of the Vice President is to wait for something to happen to the President.”  So why is she sticking her finger in every issue and criss-crossing the country and the world as an official Philippine representative?

Well, Robredo’s spokesperson, Georgina Hernandez, has the answer: Robredo is actually a “Second” Philippine President.

“The framers of our constitution designed it that way — that our country will have two presidents — the President and the Second President,” Hernandez said. “That’s the reason Leni is called “Pangalawang Pangulo,” which all Filipinos know to translate to “Second President.”

For once, Hernandez makes perfect sense!

All hail to our Second President!