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Science and Environment

Trump’s NASA Discovers Earth’s Moon Is Part Of Mars!

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Under President Donald Trump’s administration, the United States’ space exploration is making huge discoveries.

Today, the Nationl Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced its biggest discovery yet in many decades: the earth’s moon is actually part of planet Mars!

This new discovery was revealed by no less than Trump himself in a tweet he sent to his minions. He posted:

“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago.” 

“They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”

Publishers of science textbooks are now scrambling to make the necessary revision to reflect this new discovery.

America will be great again, thanks to Donald Trump!

Government, Politics, Religion

Bikoy Video: Catholic Teaching Could Incriminate Bishop Socrates Villegas

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DAGUPAN CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Dagupan Bureau) – Former Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) President Socrates Villegas has vehemently denied involvement in any plot to overthrow the government of President Rodrigo Duterte.

In a signed statement, Villegas denied being at a meeting on December 12, 2018 with the plotters, saying he was delivering a homily at the first mass of a newly-ordained priest friend.

”I have no capacity to be in two places at the same time,” he declared.

But a teaching by the Catholic Church could incriminate Villegas and      dispute his claim.

The teaching: “God is everywhere.”

Not just in two places at the same time. Everywhere.

 

Entertainment, Fashion, International

Crazy Rich Asians Actor Shows Donald Trump How (Not) To Wear A Tux

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LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Paris Bureau) – When in Rome, do as the Romans do.  When in Great Britain, wear a tuxedo as the British do, especially when you’re visiting the Queen.

Most everyone has now seen a photo of US President Donald Trump wearing a tux to Buckingham Palace.  It was hard to figure out whether he was wearing an oversized vest or an undersized coattail, but his wardrobe malfunction has not escaped the discerning eye of the world’s fashion police,

So, The Adobo Chronicles asked Henry Golding, star of ”Crazy Rich Asians,” who by the way is half-British, to model for us and show Trump how to wear (or not to wear) a tux.

Need we say more?