Today, the Nationl Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced its biggest discovery yet in many decades: the earth’s moon is actually part of planet Mars!
This new discovery was revealed by no less than Trump himself in a tweet he sent to his minions. He posted:
“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago.”
“They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
Publishers of science textbooks are now scrambling to make the necessary revision to reflect this new discovery.
America will be great again, thanks to Donald Trump!