Trump’s NASA Discovers Earth’s Moon Is Part Of Mars!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Under President Donald Trump’s administration, the United States’ space exploration is making huge discoveries.

Today, the Nationl Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced its biggest discovery yet in many decades: the earth’s moon is actually part of planet Mars!

This new discovery was revealed by no less than Trump himself in a tweet he sent to his minions. He posted:

For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago.” 

“They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”

Publishers of science textbooks are now scrambling to make the necessary revision to reflect this new discovery.

America will be great again, thanks to Donald Trump!

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