MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – One of the easiest ways for Filipinos and other foreign nationals to obtain a U.S. visa is to enlist in the U.S. military.
Now, there is even greater opportunity for this to happen.
The U.S. is currently recruiting Filipinos to join the military’s newest, branch.
President Donald Trump has just signed a new measure that adds a 6th branch to the U.S. military — the U.S. Space Force. The other branches are the Army, Navy, Air Force, Coastguard and the Marines.
No experience necessary — just an honest-to-goodness commitment to help the U.S. maintain peace and stability in outer space.
Interested parties may contct the U.S. Embassy in Manila.
For undocumented Filipino immigrants (TNTs, or Tago Ng Tago) now living in the U.S., they may contact the military camp or headquarters nearest their place of residence.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) –President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for 2020 that establishes a U.S. Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces—despite the Outer Space Treaty designating space as a global commons to be used for peaceful purposes.
Trump signed the NDAA flanked by top defense and military officials at a ceremony at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland.
Immediately following the signing ceremony, The White House unveiled the official uniform of the members of the U.S. Space Force, saying that “This is no longer Hollywood. This is for real. This is the New United States of America.
White House sources also told The Adobo Chronicles that the Trump administration’s next step is to establish a satellite office of the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) that will process the visas of foreign nationals venturing into space. It will be temporarily housed at the existing InternationalSpace Station.
We’ve already named our Person of the Year. Now it’s time to reveal our fearless forecast for the coming New Year 2020. In general, our predictions bode well for the Philippines although there are a few sticklers, sticking out like a sore thumb. You’ll easily recognize these sores.
Here goes:
The Philippines will become a net exporter of crabs and bitter gourd (ampalaya) because of an oversupply of the negas, mostly belonging to the 5% who do not approve of President Rodrigo Duterte.
Because of the Rice Tariffication Law now in effect, many farm owners will be forced to sell their agricultural land. The loss in rice farming is a big gain for Senator Cynthia Villar’s Vista Land.
You can never kill Cardo, so despite the fact that the ABS-CBN broadcasting franchise comes to an end in the first quarter of 2020, FPJs “Ang Probinsiyano” lives on. It will just move to GMA Channel 7.
Love is lovelier the third time around. We predict that Vice President Leni Robredo will again be appointed by Duterte to a Cabinet position, this time as the new Executive Secretary, in place of Salvador Medialdea.
Rappler CEO Maria Ressa is running out of awards and citiations from foreign media outfits and Human Lies Organizations. But no worries. The defunct Newsweek Magazine will come back to life in 2020 and its first “Person of the Year” is none other that the resurrected Ressa.
Thanks to grandstanding U.S. Senators — Partrick Leahy and Dick Durbin, U.S. citizens will now be required to obtain a visa when entering the Philippines.
Meanwhile, Duterte’s “Build, Build, Build” program will be expanded further in 2020, and will be renamed, “Build, Build, Build, Build.”
Christmas 2020 is just less than a year away, so Jose Marie Chan will come up with a new Christmas album to be released on September 1, 2020.
TO ALL OUR READERS, FOLLOWERS AND SUPPORTERS, A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY YOU ALL RECEIVE THE BEST UNBELIEVABLE NEWS IN 2020!
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) –President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for 2020 that establishes a U.S. Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces—despite the Outer Space Treaty designating space as a global commons to be used for peaceful purposes.
We’ve already named our 
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