Donald Trump To Seven Words: You’re Fired!

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – The Washington Post is reporting that the Trump administration has banned officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention from using these seven words in budget documents 

  • evidence-based
  • science-based
  • vulnerable
  • entitlement
  • diversity
  • transgender
  • fetus

So, before Trump permanently says “You’re fired!” to these seven words, The Adobo Chronicles would like to use all of them in one sentence.  Perhaps for the last time:

In an apparent move to discredit evidence-based and science-based informaton, U.S. Donald Trump showed off his Presidential entitlement by admonishing vulnerable health officials to refrain from supporting diversity that could endanger the transgender fetus.

Kris Aquino To Sue Raissa Robles Over Tweet on Bloody Red Gown

0C82EC68-E888-4E05-BB6F-812F15F11EB5MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Blogger Raissa Robles took to Twitter to criticize Isabelle Duterte’s red gown which the latter wore at a photo shoot in Malacañang.

But something went terribly wrong.

Robles  posted a different photo in her tweet which quoted an Alex Carlos Stan saying that the red gown represented “thousands of dead Filipinos.”

Instead of attaching a photo of the 17-year-old Duterte, Robles uploaded a photo of Kris Aquino in — yep — a bloody red gown.

Was Robles subconsciously thinking about ex-President NoyNoy Aquino in the Mamasapano massacre or the potentially adverse (and deadly)  effects of the Dengvaxia vaccination program which he authorized?

But regardless, Kris is suing Robles for equating  her red gown with bloody massacres.

Online Voting Now Open For The 2017 Malacañang Babe

8F8F722D-4BAA-403C-92D7-86513EEC11DBMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There is just one more beauty pageant left before we exit the year 2017.  It’s the Malacañang Babe.  And YOU can help determine the winner.

Online voting is now open.  You can choose your favorite candidate from the four finalists.

The winner will be announced on New Year’s eve.

So what are you waiting for? Vote!