MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Only in the Philippines: a Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) is filed to try to block the screening of a Ninoy Aquino film, ‘Martyr Or Murderer (MoM,)’ while the director of rival flick ‘Ako Si Ninoy (AsN)’ wants to block his own movie.
Vince Tañada, writer and director of AsN appealed to his sprinkling of fans and supporters to block the film from being shown in cinemas.
Tañada issued his appeal on his social media account which was quickly picked up by the biased news media:
SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Headquarters) – After naming the 2022 Best-selling Books yesterday, the editorial board of The Adobo Chronicles announced today its pick for the ”Filipino Movie of all Time.”
”Sana’y Wala Nang Wagas” was the unanimous choice.
The announcement coincided with the release by Viva Films of the remake of the classic.
Kiko Pangilinan, real-life husband of Negastar Sharon Cuneta joined the power cast in the remake.
The movie’s theme song was recorded and sung by Sal Panelo. It is also being released as a single by Viva Records.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Among the many campaign promises of Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo, this truly stands out: the Philippines will be the first and only country in the world with zero defecation.
Zero defecation has always been a passion for Robredo, as seen in this clip from one of her weekly radio programs.
A Robredo presidency will put the country on the world map, and the Guinness Book of World Records not just for zero defecation but the most number of bloated citizens!
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