BREAKING: Claiming Massive Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Calls For New U.S. Presidential Election

IMG_8745.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C. (Thy Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) – After a series of Executive Orders ranging from repealing Obamacare to building a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border, Donald Trump today announced the most controversial act in his week-old presidency.  He is calling for a new U.S. presidential election.

Claiming that there had been massive fraud during last November’s election resulting in Hillary Clinton’s wide lead in the popular vote, Trump issued  a new Executive Order for a repeat presidential election on March 1, 2017.

Trump charged that Clinton’s lead in the popular vote came from millions of non-existent voters and “illegal immigrants.”  He also pointed out that many voters were registered in two or more precints, including some of his top White House aides.

“I will not settle for anything but a clean sweep of the elections, both the electoral and popular votes,” he said,”and I simply cannot accept that Hillary won the popular vote. Absolutely unbelievable!”

Both Democratic and Republican leaders welcomed this latest announcement by the president.

VOTE: Who Should Be Crowned ‘Lady GAGA Of The Philippines?’

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s Miss Universe weekend with the pageant preliminaries being held in Manila, leading up to the coronation night on January 29 (January 30 Philippine time).

Netizens have the chance to vote online for their favorite candidate.

But there is also another voting that’s going on.  It’s the search for the “Lady GAGA of the Philippines,” and people can vote  right here on The Adobo Chronicles.

The finalists have been named and the winner will be determined by the most number of votes.  So vote!

There is no specified criteria.  Vote your conscience based on your personal interpretation of the title “Lady GAGA of the Philippines.” There is no right or wrong answer!

Check back for the results in a few days.

Actress Agot Isidro Designs Limited Edition Duterte Watch For Patek Philippe And Seiko

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Many will recall when in October last year, Philippine actress Agot Isidro took to Twitter to criticize President Rodrigo Duterte, calling him a “psychopath.”

The president had a classic response, saying that Isidro had a constitutional right to free expression.

Well, Isidro took that constitutional right a step further in a timely fashion by designing a limited edition wrist watch which will be jointly manufactured and distributed by Swiss watch maker Patek Philippe and Japanese watch maker Seiko.

Unconfirmed reports say that Filipino American millionaire and Duterte critic Loida Nicolas-Lewis is investing an undisclosed amount in this joint venture.

IMG_8716.PNGThe limited edition watch will be called “SeikoPatek.”

Isidro and Nicolas-Lewis expect this new designer watch to be a psychopathic success.

The watch hits the international market on February 1, 2017.

(iReporter Kaizan C. contributed to this story)