Donald Trump Calls For An End To All Beauty Pageants

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has run out of controversial campaign statements and has turned his attention to beauty pageants.

The former owner of the Miss U.S.A. and Miss Universe pageants is now calling an end to all international beauty contests.

Riding on the coattails of the recent Miss Universe fiasco in which pageant host Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner (Miss Colombia) only to correct himself later saying it was Miss Philippines who had won the title, Trump says beauty pageants are degrading to women.

Trump’s comments came after an op-ed piece in salon.com argued that the great Miss Universe mixup offers an excellent moment to call for an end to beauty pageants. “Once upon a time, feminists openly condemned such contests, and with good reason. But then, somehow, it became unfashionable to object to parading young women around and assigning them numerical ratings like cattle at the marketplace,” the article said.

Asked by The Adobo Chronicles if it wasn’t hypocritical of him to call for a total ban of beauty contests considering he himself owned pageants in the past, Trump said, ‘that was pure business. I am a businessman.’

‘Don’t get me wrong. I love beautiful women, and beautuful women love me,’ he added.

News Site Strips Miss Globe Of Her Crown

Miss Globe 2015 Ann Lorraine Colis
Miss Globe 2015 Ann Lorraine Colis

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – First, Steve Harvey stripped Miss Colombia of the Miss Universe crown.  Now a news site, NewsBeatPHL, has stripped Ann Lorraine Maniego Colis from the Philippines of her Miss Globe title.

In a video report, NewsBeatPHL said that while the Philippines has won 5 international beauty titles so far this year, one of the winners, Colis, was stripped of her crown days after winning the pageant.  The news site didn’t give any reason for the de-crowning.

Then, some smart, fact-checking netizens realized that NewsBeatPHL based its report on an article published by The Adobo Chronicles. 

That would be us.

If it’s in The Adobo Chronicles, it must be true!

In fairness, NewsBeat corrected their news report in a revised video:

A Simple “I’m Sorry” From Japanese Actress Maria Ozawa Settles Vehicular Accident In Manila

Ozawa (Photo credit: jsexnetwork)
Ozawa (Photo credit: JSexNetwork)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – When a motorist hits your car and causes damage, your first impulse is to seek compensation or turn to your vehicle insurance policy.  Not in Manila.  Especially not if the other motorist is Japanese actress Maria Ozawa.

Ozawa, who became famous appearing in adult movies, is in the Philippines where she just completed a local film which competed in the recent Metro Manila Film Festival.

The van in which she was riding hit a car, and panic ensued.

But as soon as Ozawa alighted from her van and said “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” to the aggrieved driver, that was the end of it.

The driver even took selfie photos with the actress using his smart phone.

It pays to be an adult film actress in the Philippines!