SINGER MILEY CYRUS USES IPAD PRO TO COVER UP

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Cyrus (Photo: Splash News)

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles) – Last year, Miley Cyrus sparked outrage with her Bangerz tour when she groped backup dancers and encouraged the audience to smoke marijuana. But on Thursday night, the former Disney star upped her on-stage antics, kicking off her Dead Petz club gigs in Chicago with a big bang.

In one number, Cyrus appeared on stage at The Riviera Theater practically topless with a prosthetic penis protruding from her bottom front.

While most of the audience members went wild and cheered her on, a woman who came to the concert with teenage daughters called 911 to complain about the nudity and sexual content of the show. Chicago police responded immediately and tried to stop the concert.

Rather than ruin the entire show and disappoint adoring fans, concert producers asked Cyrus to cover up. The closest thing to a cover-up that stage managers could get hold of was an iPad Pro that belonged to one of the musicians.

Cyrus did cover up with the iPad Pro (see photo) and the show went on without any further interruption.

Yet another feature of your iPad Pro that Apple didn’t tell you about!

FILIPINOS HOARD PESOS IN ANTICIPATION OF ESTABLISHMENT OF THE ASEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY (AEC)

PhilippinePesoKUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (The Adobo Chronicles) – Leaders of Southeast Asia will formally sign a charter on Sunday to announce the creation of the ASEAN Economic Community (AEC), which would be similar to the European Union (EU).

The new entity will become formal on December 31 and will include member countries from the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand, Brunei, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar and Vietnam.

The declaration will be made at the 27th ASEAN Summit this weekend in Kuala Lumpur.

The idea of AEC is patterned after EU where member countries have a single common currency (the Euro) and entry visas (Schengen visas) to one country are valid for travel in the rest of the EU member countries.

News like this travels fast in the Philippines and already, it has fueled speculation that the Philippine peso will ultimately be designated as the common currency for AEC.

This has prompted many Filipinos to hoard their pesos in the hope that it will escalate in value once it becomes the AEC’s common currency.

The Central Bank of the Philippines is reporting what appears to be a diminishing circulation of the Philippine peso.  Retailers have also noticed a sudden decline in purchases of goods and services, presumably because Filipinos are holding on to their currency.

This is despite the announcement from ASEAN and the Philippine Department of Foreign Affairs that having a single common currency is not part of the plan of the new AEC. At least, not yet.

But, Filipinos always want to err on the safe side.

Filipinos already enjoy a visa-free status to most of the ASEAN countries.

 

NEW ROCK STAR: CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU ECLIPSES ALDUB POPULARITY

Trudeau in a barong tagalog (Photo: REUTERS/Edgar Su)
Trudeau in a barong tagalog (Photo: REUTERS/Edgar Su)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Move over, AlDub. Make way for a new Pinoy (Filipino) rock star and idol.  His name is Justin Trudeau. Yes, the same Justin Trudeau who is prime minister of Canada.

The young world leader wowed Filipinos — women and men — with his youthful good looks during his Manila visit to attend the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit.  He was mobbed by adoring fans wherever he went, and his photograph wearing the traditional Filipino men’s attire, the barong tagalog, put the Philippines’ top models to shame, literally.

One of the country’s top film production companies, Viva Films, has reportedly offered Trudeau an exclusive contract to appear in at least three Filipino movies in 2016 — opposite actress, TV host and presidential sister Kris Aquino.

The first film is about a woman (Aquino) who falls madly in love with a visiting foreigner who happens to be a married man (Trudeau).

The prime minister is reportedly seriously considering the offer.