Manila, Philippines – Indonesia’s president, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, shocked his Muslim nation this week by revealing that he believes in witchcraft – something that is prohibited in Islam. The revelation came in the form of Yudhoyono’s 900-page memoir titled “Selalu Ada Pilihan” (There is Always a Choice).
Not to be outdone (and which Filipino would be?), Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino today announced that he believes in witch-hunt. His announcement came during a regular press conference held for members of the Malacañang (the equivalent of The U.S. White House) press corps.
Aquino’s revelation came as no surprise to his political enemies who have long accused him of engaging in witch-hunt against them – “them” meaning the Marcoses, the Macapagal-Arroyos, the Romualdezes, and the senators, representatives, governors and mayors who don’t belong to his Liberal Party.
“There is nothing in the Philippine Constitution that prohibits witch-hunt,” Aquino said, adding that “in fact, the word is never mentioned in the fundamental law of the land.”
(Presidential Spokesperson Edwin Lacierda contributed to this report.)
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