CALIFORNIA’S BILINGUAL PARROT SPEAKS TAGALOG, NOT SPANISH

parrotTorrance, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – A parrot that spoke with a British accent when he disappeared four years ago has been reunited with his owner, and he now speaks Spanish. Or so the owner first thought.

A veterinarian used a microchip to track Nigel, an African parrot, to his owner, Darren Chick, a Briton who lives in Torrance. Mr. Chick said Nigel’s accent is gone, and that the bird now chatters in Spanish. He said last week’s reunion had brought tears to his eyes, although Nigel bit him when he tried to pick him up.

Chick said all he heard from his red, white, blue and yellow-feathered pet this week was “cuchara,” “tenedor,” “cuchillo,” “mesa” and “silla” (Spanish words for spoon, fork, knife, table and chair).

Today, however  Nigel kept saying “salamat” (Tagalog for “thank you”). That’s when Chick realized he was actually speaking in Tagalog, the dominant language in the Philippines.

Though spelled differently, cuchara, tenedor, cuchillo, mesa and silla mean the same things as they do in Spanish.

Chick has appealed to the Filipino or Filipino family that adopted Nigel for the last four years to come forward so he could thank them for  making his parrot bilingual.

Incidentally, Nigel’s feathers are the same as the colors of the Philippine flag.

WHITE HOUSE FUNDS FIL-AM CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER MICHELLE MALKIN’S BLOG

Malkin (maiden name Maglalang)
Malkin (maiden name Maglalang)

Colorado Springs, Colorado (The Adobo Chronicles) – Filipino American Michelle Malkin is a conservative blogger, political commentator and author whose weekly syndicated column appears in a number of newspapers and websites.  She is a Fox News Channel contributor and has been a guest on MSNBC, C-SPAN and national radio programs.

The 44 year-old Obama basher rose to prominence after she published her 2004 book entitled, “In Defense of Internment: The Case for ‘Racial Profiling’ in World War II and the War on Terror.”  In this book, she defended the U.S. government’s internment of 112,000 Japanese Americans in prison camps during World War II, and argued that the same procedures could be used on Arab- and Muslim-Americans today.

Most of her blog writings are anti-Obama, anti-Democrat and anti-almost anything that is opposed to her ultra conservative views.

Today, The Adobo Chronicles uncovered a disturbing fact about her conservative blog: it is funded by the Obama White House (see screen capture).

Obama ad in Malkin's blog
Obama ad in Malkin’s blog

We can only speculate either of two things:  one, that she speaks from both sides of her mouth, pretending to be conservative when deep down in her heart she is really a liberal; or two, that The White House is funding her anti-liberal rants to demonstrate the stupidity of the conservative movement in the country.

We’ll let our readers decide.

MISS WORLD PHILIPPINES CONTESTANTS CRY FOUL, CLAIMING PORTRAITS WERE MADE TO LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS

miss worldManila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Just days after the crowning of the new Miss World Philippines, Valerie Weigmann, contestants in the beauty pageant filed a formal complaint against the organizers for their ‘photoshopped’ official portraits.

Head shots of all 26 pageant candidates were taken by official photographers as part of the promo leading up to pageant night.

When the photos were published, the candidates were shocked to find out that their photographs didn’t look anything close to their natural look.  They claimed that organizers photoshopped each and every photo to look like Barbie– fair and silky complexion, unblemished and looking like plastic dolls.

“They made us all look alike,” one contestant complained. Another said, “the photos diminished our chances to stand out and to win the title.”

Pageant organizers did not return calls from The Adobo Chronicles seeking comment on the ladies’ allegations.

Weigmann will represent the Philippines in the Miss World Pagent to be held in London on December 14.  She hopes to succeed another Filipina, Megan Young, who was last year’s Miss World.

 

 

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