VP Robredo Can’t Be Compelled To Release IQ Score — Supreme Court

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Voting 13 to 2, the Philippine Supreme Court today voted to junk a petition seeking for the release of President Rodrigo Duterte’s health records.

In a majority ruling jointly penned by the 13 justices, the high court said that the President, given previous public admission of health issues he has been having, cannot be compelled to release his otherwise confidential health records.

In making an obvious point to support its ruling, the court said that “in the same way, we cannot, by law, compel Vice President Leni Robredo to publicly release her IQ score, despite many claims on social media that she seems to be lacking in the intelligence category.”

Kudos to the Supreme Court for affirming every Filipino’s right to privacy and confidentiality!

Karen Davila: Manny Pacquiao Eyeing To Buy ABS-CBN

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In less than 48 hours since ABS-CBN went off the air as part of an NTC order coinciding with its franchise expiration, Senator Manny Pacquiao has indicated he’s very interested in purchasing the giant broadcast network.

The boxer-turned-Senator revealed his plans during an interview with Karen Davila, aired via live streaming on ANC.

Here’s a transcript of the interview:

Davila: Mr. Senator, what are your thoughts regarding the closure of ABS-CBN over the expiration of its broadcast franchise?

Pacquiao: The law is the law.  We all should respect and abide by it.

Davila: But our fans, supporters, and talents are saying that this is the worst time to shut down the network considering the country is in the midst of dealing with a pandemic.

Pacquiao:   Covid-19 doesn’t come with a timeline, but franchises do.

Davila: As  Senator, would you support the granting of a new franchise to ABS-CBN?

Pacquiao:  As a Senator, I would, if that’s the decision that Congress comes up with.  But as a private investor, I have other plans.

Davila:  Oh?

Pacquiao: My wife Jinky and I have been discussing about making an offer to buy ABS-CBN from the Lopezes.

Davila: Really? Wow, that means, I will continue to have a job after all!

Pacquiao: Not so fast, Karen.

Davila: Yes, Senator?

Pacquiao: Remember the last time you interviewed me on your show, you pinned me down about my political plans because I didn’t have a college degree?

Davila: Uhmmm, yes…

Pacquiao: Well, people without college degrees can become big investors, and as investors, they can make their own business decisions.

Davila: What are you trying to get at, Mr. Senator?

Pacquiao: As a new owner of ABS-CBN, one of my first decisions is to re-hire all the network’s current employees, except you. As Donald Trump likes to say, “You’re fired!”

 

 

ABS-CBN To Enter Into ‘Katol’ Business

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Resilience and ingenuity are traits that Filipinos are known for and they’re evident especially in the business world.

Just hours after it was forced to go off the air due to the expiration of its broadcasting franchise, ABS-CBN announced it would enter into the katol business.

For the unfamiliar, katol is the self-burning coil popular in the Philippines, used to keep mosquitoes away.

A spokesperson for ABS-CBN told The Adobo Chronicles that the former network sees great potential in katol as prevention for mosquito-borne diseases like dengue.  It also foresees the product’s potential in fighting off the spread of viruses, including Covid-19.

“What we’re happy about,” the spokesperson said, “is that we don’t have to reinvent our company logo since what we have now pretty much resembles the katol. We just need to make some adjustments in our logo’s colors.”

 

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