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VP Leni Robredo: Hired By Cell Phone Call, Fired By Text Message

img_7409MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Duterte administration was criticized for firing Vice President Leni Robredo through a text message, but Malacañang has the appropriate response.

On Sunday, Robredo received a text message from Secretary to the Cabinet Leoncio “Jun” Evasco, Jr. asking her to “desist from attending all Cabinet meetings starting this Monday, December 5.”

Following receipt of the text message, Robredo announced she was resigning from her post as Housing Czar.

Duterte critics immediately derided the president for the way the message to Robredo was handled.

But Malacañang’s communications office responded by saying that the vice president was hired through a cell phone call on live televsion.  “So what’s wrong with firing her via text message,” Secretary Martin Andanar said.

Welcome to the 21st century and to a high-tech Duterte administration!

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Santa Now Accepts Letters By Email

IMG_7402.JPGNORTH POLE (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – Does anyone really still write letters using pen and paper?  Even little kids nowadays are equipped with smart phones and computers, so writing to Santa Claus has evolved.

Effective this year, Santa announced that he will be accepting requests and letters only by email.  He said that this new procedure will not only save on postage stamps but will also expedite his receipt of letters, especially from kids who have been nice this year.

Parents, please advise your children’s to use this email when writing to Santa:

Santa@northpole.co

Merry Christmas!

Apple Adds ‘Alt-Right’ Key To Its Computer Keyboards

IMG_7188.PNGCUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Technology giant Apple is known for its innovation and for constantly reinventing itself and its products.  This strategy has spelled the company’s tremendous success across the globe.

Occasionally, Apple immerses itself in politics and the current political atmosphere following the election of Donald Trump as the 45th U.S. president is one of those times.

By now, the term Alt-Right (Alternative Right) has become a familiar phrase especially on social media.

The Alternative Right, commonly known as the Alt-Right, is a set of far-right ideologies, groups and individuals whose core belief is that “white identity” is under attack by multicultural forces using “political correctness” and “social justice” to undermine white people and “their” civilization. Characterized by heavy use of social media and online memes, Alt-Righters eschew “establishment” conservatism, skew young, and embrace white ethno-nationalism as a fundamental value.

In keeping up with this new political atmosphere, Apple has just announced that it will be replacing all keyboards on its desktops, laptops, iPhones and iPads with a new design that adds the “Alt-Right” key. The key will be located in the lowermost right corner of the keyboard.  How appropriate

Apple CEO Tim Cook said that the addition of this all-important key will enable those who subscribe to the Alternative Right ideologies (and idiosyncrasies) to identify themselves when sending emails, texts or posting on social media. Hitting the “Alt-Right” key will automatically add the hashtag #AlternativeRight to whatever a person is typing on the keyboard.

Welcome to the 22nd century!

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