Category Archives: Technology

Senators Aquino And Hontiveros Want Stiffer Penalties For Fishing

DAA65C9C-B04B-4CB0-8692-4A1F0AA9B4ACMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Reacting to a recent public advisory from the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. (PLDT), Opposition Senators Bam Aquino and Risa Hontiveros jointly filed a bill that would impose stiffer penalties for illegal fishing in the country and in South China Sea territories claimed by the Philippines.

”We thank PLDT for reminding us and the Filipino public to continue fighting against this illegal acivity,” the Senators said.

But it was all a case of “lost in translation.”

PLDT’s advisory had to do with ‘phishing’ not ‘fishing.’  (Phishing is a cyber crime where potential targets are contacted by scammers via email, text or phone to ‘fish out’ sensitive data to be used in identity theft and other crimes.)33832D7F-47BF-402A-8AB9-E78388078C8C

But rather than suffer embarrassment, Aquino and Hontiveros said they will still pursue their proposal to give more teeth to the country’s anti-illegal fishing law.

 

Experts Now Agree The Computer Is NOT A 20th Century Invention

9444D95B-7C2B-4FB9-9AC3-0EE4D899A625SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – After many years of debate, experts have finally confirmed that the computer is not a 20th Century Invention.

A joint statement was issued today signed by top technical and religious experts, saying that Apple, Microsoft and other computer pioneers did not invent the computer.

They added:

”Adam and Eve had an Apple in Paradise, and Moses had a tablet — in fact, two tablets. Even iCloud was God’s invention and He communicated with his Chosen People wirelessly.”

Controversy solved.

BREAKING: Stephen Curry Quits Golden State Warriors!

98C9A199-2168-4988-92A3-232285D5078B.jpegSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Golden State Warrior fans are in Cloud 9 after the SF Bay Area team won the first game in the NBA finals against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

But the euphoria was cut short today after GSW’s Stephen Curry announced he was quitting the team effective immediately.

Curry said he was offered an irresistible contract with Vivo,which requires him to devote 100% of his time promoting the smart phone company.

We’re still in shock we couldn’t add anything more to this breaking story!