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No Burkinis At All Trump Hotels And Resorts, And Look What Else

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imageLAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) – Taking his cue from recent news reports that France had started to implement a “no burkini” policy in its beaches, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump told reporters today that a similar rule will be implemented immediately at all Trump hotels and resorts.

A Trump spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that the “no burkini” policy at swimming pools, saunas and jacuzzis is consistent with the candidate’s anti-Muslim rhetoric throughout his campaign.

imageBut in order not be accused of racism or anti-religion, Trump has also decided to ban women of any color or creed from wearing towels on their heads in any public venues at his properties.

That’s right, women, no wrapping your hair with towels after a shower or dip in the pool.

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International, Politics, Race Relations

Donald Trump Wants America To Convert From Arabic To Roman Numerals

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image.jpegNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Next year, you may have to write MMXVII, instead of 2017 when dating your checks and documents.  That is, if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.

The Republican presidential candidate has unveiled yet another of his plans to make America great again.

He has repeatedly advocated to ban all Muslims from entering the United States as his way of making Americans safe from the dangers of terrorism. Today, he went further by proposing that Americans convert from using Arabic numerals to Roman numbers.

“We need to rid our country of  every single vintage of the Muslim world,” Trump said, “and what better way to do that than by shifting how we write numbers to the way the more friendly Romans do.”

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Philippines To Build A Wall Around The New Trump Tower In Manila

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The new Trump Tower in Makati City, Philippines

MAKATI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – On Monday, Filipino Congressman Joey Sarte filed a resolution in Manila’s House of Representatives that seeks to permanently ban U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump from entering the country following his campaign speech last week where a he named the Philippines as one of the “terrorist nations.”

During a rally in Portland, Maine, Trump announced that immigrants came to the U.S. legally and then plotted to murder Americans. He said that countries like the Philippines, Somalia, Syria, Morocco, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan and Yemen were sending such people to the U.S. and called them “terrorist nations.”

“We’re letting people come in from terrorist nations that shouldn’t be allowed because you can’t vet them,” the real estate mogul said.

In the upper chamber, Senator Manny Pacquiao filed a separate resolution that would authorize the government to build a wall around the 56-storey Trump Tower in Makati City.  The residential building is set to open at the end of this year and is one of the international real estate projects of the Trump Organization.

In a statement issued to the press, Pacquiao said that the wall will ensure that Donald Trump will not be able to sneak into the property, in the event that his arrival in the Philippines is not detected by the country’s Bureau of Immigration.

“As a persona non grata, Trump should be barred from entering the Philippines or accessing his property in the country,” Pacquiao said.

In addition to the wall, Pacquiao’s resolution also mandates that the property be patrolled 24/7 by the Philippine National Police.

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