Category Archives: Politics

A Heavenly Conversation Between Miriam Santiago And Leni Robredo, Part 2

Leni: Madam Miriam, sinesante na ako ni Tatay Digong.

Miriam:  Boba, alam ko.  Nasa langit ako.  Nakikita ko lahat ang nangyayari diyan sa lupa.

Leni: Anong masasabi niyo tungkol dito?

Miriam: Eh kung hindi ka ba naman tanga, tinanggap mo ang posisyon kahit alam mong walang tiwala sa iyo si Duterte.

Leni:  I did it for love.  Hindi ba sabi ni Lord, “Love your enemies?”

Miriam:  May pa love-love ka pang  sinasabi diyan. You knew this was coming, didn’t you? (Leni misheard.  She thought Miriam said “he was coming”)

Leni: Bakit niyo naman sinasali sa usapan si Bolet?

Miriam: Huh?

Leni:  Maiba ako, ano ang advice niyo sa susunod kong tututukan?

Miriam:  Lapit na ang SEA Games sa Pilipinas, di ba?

Leni: Ay yes, Madam!  O ano, makikisawsaw ba ako sa kontrobersiya sa P50 milion na cauldron?

Miriam: Tanga, hinde. Di ba mayrong mga atleta na nagrereklamo na kulang daw ang pinapakain sa kanila sa mga hotel nila?

Leni:  OO nga, Ma’am.

Miriam: Puwes, puntahan mo sila at ipagluto mo sila ng lugaw.

Leni: Ay, magandang suggestion yan Madam.  Salamat.  Ang galing galing mo talaga.

Miriam: At ang katangaham mo, may forever.

END OF CONVERSATION.

Celebrity Apprentice To Debut In The Philippines

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The popular U.S. reality show, “Celebrity Apprentice” is set to make its debu in the Philippines next month.  The show, featuring Donald Trump, popularized the phrase, “You’re fired!”

Inspired by the recent firing by President Rodrigo Duterte of his newly-appointed Drug Czar, Leni Robredo, NBC network says the debut episode will feature the Vice President.

This is the second firing for Robredo who was previously sacked from her Cabinet position of Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD).

The reality series will be aired locally on ABS-CBN which also faces possible “firing” if its soon-to-expire franchise will not be renewed.

 

An Open Letter To Maria Ressa

Dear Maria Ressa:

In your sojourns and junkets abroad, you have taken every opportunity to promote your self-interests by telling the foreign media and other rights groups that, in your words, in “war zone Philippines,” the law is being “weaponized” to curtail your freedom of speech.

Nevermind that the very law you condemn has allowed you your continued  freedom in the midst of criminal charges filed against you in the court of law for alleged violation of the Constitution, for tax evasion and for cyber libel.

Have you heard the news that in YOUR other country, the United States, priests and nuns have been arrested simply because they were protesting YOUR President, Donald Trump’s anti-immigrant policies?

Isn’t it ironic that in YOUR other country, the Philippines, priests and nuns have led protests against YOUR President,  Rodrigo Duterte without being arrested?

If you are truly the vanguard of free speech, will you now raise your voice aganst the arrest of protesting clergy in the U.S.? Their freedom of assembly,  free speech and freedom to petition the government are being curtailed, aren’t they?  I’m sure as a U.S. citizen, you know those are inalienable rights, yes? (As a reminder, these were part of the 100 questions you had to review in preparation for the U.S. citizenship test.)

So maybe, you should take up permanent residency in the U.S. and be the champion of free speech among your fellow citizens.  Now, that would somehow validate your collection of phony awards from those rights groups and Western media who have long been  taken by your systematic and distorted rhetoric about freedom of speech.

Don’t worry, being a dual citizen, you would  still be able to come back to the  Philippines anytime to face your criminal charges,

Please put your money where your mouth is.