Category Archives: Immigration

White House Recruiting Germans To Build U.S.-Mexico Border Wall

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Brandenburg Gate, Berlin (Photo: Adobo Chronicles)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Because of their political persuasion starkly in contrast to that of President Donald Trump, American-owned construction companies have refused to enter into agreements with The White House to build the great wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.

This has caused an unnecessary delay in the implementation of Trump’s order to immediately begin the massive construction project.

To solve the impasse, Trump has instructed his Labor as well as Homeland Security secretaries to travel to Berlin this weekend to recruit Germans to help build the border wall.

Priority for the recruitment will be given to former East or West Germans who helped build the Berlin Wall, or their descendants.

A lucrative compensation awaits the Germans, including an expedited path to U.S. citizenship.

Donald Trump To FilAm Dual Citizens: “You’d Be Better Off Living In The Philippines”

img_8889WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) – For the first time since taking his oath of office as the 45th president of the United States, Donald Trump broke his silence regarding the status of dual citizens, especially Filipinos.

“You’d be better off leaving the U.S. and taking up residence in the Philippines,” he said.

Trump’s statement sent shockwaves across Filipino communities across America, fueling speculation that not even foreign nationals who are U.S. citizens are secure under the new administration.

However, in an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer clarified that when the president mentioned “dual citizens,” he was referring to Filipino U.S. citizens who also happen to be “senior citizens.”

The White House acknowledged that senior citizens residing in the Philippines have a lot more benefits than those living in the U.S., especially considering the president’s new directives and executive orders as well as his plans for social security and Medicare.

Senior citizens in the Philippines get free healthcare, free medicines if indigent, free movies once or twice a week, and discounts up to 20% at restaurants, groceries, hotels, ground transportation and airlines.  They are also given priority at service counters, government services and taxi lines.  In some cities and towns, they have their own dedicated pedestrian lanes and areas at public parks.

In affluent cities like Makati, senior citizens get a free cake on their birthday, plus a yearly cash gift.

Spicer said that President Trump does not think he can provide these great benefits to senior citizens residing in the U.S.

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U.S. Tax Filers Will Cough Up An Extra $65 Each This Year To Pay For Trump’s Mexico Border Wall

IMG_8226.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Donald Trump says he will build the wall.  He says Mexico will pay for the cost later.  Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Quesada said Mexico will not pay for the wall.  The Republicans in Congress say the wall will be built, regardless.

So, how will the wall be funded?  Here’s Trump’s plan:

When individual taxpayers file their 2016 income tax this year, they will be assessed a non-refundable $65 as a “wall fee.”

How did Trump come up with the amount?

The estimated cost to build the wall is $8 Billion.  That’s a conservative estimate.

There are 123 Million Americans who pay federal income tax.

Divide $8 Billion by 123 taxpayers.

There you have it: $65 per tax filer, and the wall will be all paid for.

Change is coming to America.  And to Mexico!