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Fashion, Health & Medicine, LGBT

V-NECK T-SHIRTS A SIGN OF BEING GAY, ACCORDING TO THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION

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imageANAHEIM, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – At its annual national convention last year, the American Psychiatric Association (APA) officially classified the taking of ‘selfies’ as a mental disorder, calling it ‘selfitis,’ or the inflammation of the ego.

This week, APA is holding its 2015 convention at a famed Disneyland resort in Anaheim, and is expected to announce the results of a major study on homosexuality, particularly among gay men.

The Adobo Chronicles was able to get hold of an embargoed copy of the study scheduled to be released this Friday.

The groundbreaking study concludes that one of the telltale signs of being gay is owning and wearing v-neck t-shirts. V-neck t-shirts are the closest thing to low-cleavage shirts and dresses worn by women, the study pointed out.

Highlights of the APA findings include:

  • The lower the cut of the neckline, the more open and outgoing the gay man is.
  • White or black v-necks are usually worn by gay men who are mostly still in the closet.
  • Loud or bright-colored v-necks are an indication of gay radicalism.
  • Sleeveless v-neck, regardless of color, is a cautionary sign that the gay man has inner, deep secrets.

The APA study seems to give credence to recent guidelines issued by the Teachers Foundation of Malaysia advising parents on how to detect whether or not their son is gay, not the least of which is the wearing of v-necks.

Health & Medicine, International, Law Enforcement, Technology

NEW ALLEGATION: DID MAYWEATHER TAKE BANNED SUBSTANCE IN HIS LOCKER ROOM BEFORE FIGHT WITH PACQUIAO?

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Mayweather, left, with Bieber
Mayweather, left, with Bieber

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) – There is no stopping the controversies following the May 2 ‘Fight of the Century’ between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather.

A new, serious allegation has just surfaced: that Mayweather took prohibited drugs in his locker room at MGM Grand just before he entered the ring to face the Filipino boxer.

According to a news report, multiple bottles of the pill Muscle Rev were found in Mayweather’s locker room.

While the steroid-like pill is legal, many sports federations, including the World Boxing Association, have banned its use by their athletes.

If proven, the allegation could overturn the judges’ unanimous decision declaring Mayweather the winner of the controversial fight.

But Mayweather fans can breathe a huge sigh of relief.

Singer Justin Bieber has come forward to announce that those pill bottles were his, not Mayweather’s.

Bieber is a known fanatic of Mayweather, always standing beside the boxer  at ringside and in the locker room.

Health & Medicine, International, The Media

POOPMANIA: BEARDED MEN FILE CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT FOR DEFAMATION

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imageSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – A class-action lawsuit was filed in San Francisco’s Superior Court yesterday by hundreds of bearded men who claim they were unfairly defamed by a small study that concluded beards are full of fecal bacteria, a.k.a, poop.

According to a group of microbiologists in New Mexico, the rancid bacteria that beards collect could be putting owners’ health at risk. Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria for the study and found that some of the bacteria “are the kind of things that you find in feces.”

Quest Diagnostics was named in the lawsuit, along with all media companies and Internet sites that carried stories about the study.

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is representing the bearded men.

“As a result of the poop stories, bearded men have experienced discrimination at work, in public places, even within their social circles,” the ACLU said.

Ello Kent told The Adobo Chronicles that he was barred from coming in close contact with patients at th San Francisco General Hospital where he works as a nurse. “Up until the poop stories went viral, I was getting compliments from my co-workers and patients about my ginger-colored beard,” he said.  “Now I can’t even do my job unless I agree to shave my beard.”

The bearded men are suing for an undisclosed amount.

If you feel you have been defamed because of your beard and want to be part of the class-action lawsuit, contact your local ACLU office.