MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Retired singer-comedienne Cynthia Patag has never denied being a loyalist of the defunct Aquino administration, alongside other retired entertainment celebrities Jim Paredes, Leah Navarro and Carlos Celdran.
She is fierceless in her criticism of the current administration of President Rodrigo Roa Duterte, using her social media account as a megaphone for her political persuasion.
Today, Patag finally admitted she is suffering from schizophrenia.
TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – Missosology is the number one pageant-related online community forum that covers Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss International and other major beauty competitions. It has been a recognized authority on pageants.
So when Missosology posted its final predictions on who it thought will win the 2016 Miss International crown in Tokyo, Japan, Filipinos started getting depressed. Miss Philippines, Kylie Verzosa was not among the top 5 picks. Not even the top 15.
But the rest is history. Verzosa bested more than 60 other contestants to win the title of 2016 Miss International yesterday.
Embarrassed by its gaffe, Missosology today announced it was changing its name to “MissedSoSology.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.
Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage. Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.
National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.
Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.
TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – 
But the rest is history. Verzosa bested more than 60 other contestants to win the title of 2016 Miss International yesterday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.
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